Natalya

Natalya is (presumably) one of the long pieces of 2x4 which was named during KGB's 2002 Booth, Snegurochka's Castle. Sturdy, straight, and loyal, this piece of wood was spotted as recently as 2011 in The Phantom Tollbooth, where she served as a full-blown structural component.

Natasha is the diminutive form of her name. We call her that when she behaves more deviously than normal and says things like, "Hey Boris, you vant ve should keel moose und squirrel?"