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'''Summit Cola''' is a soft drink sold exclusively at Aldi. It used to cost only $0.69 for a standard 2L bottle (notably, this was "cheaper than water"), and it is incredibly mediocre carbonated sugar-water. During his Second-Vice-Presidency, [Spalsen] introduced the drink to the organization, threatening to repurchase the drink on several occasions.
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'''Summit Cola''' is a soft drink sold exclusively at Aldi. It used to cost only $0.69 for a standard 2L bottle (notably, this was "cheaper than water"), and it is incredibly mediocre carbonated sugar-water. During his Second-Vice-Presidency, [[Spalsen]] introduced the drink to the organization, threatening to repurchase the drink on several occasions.
  
 
Unfortunately, inflation has increased the price of the cola to a price higher than water. Or perhaps this is fortunate, as it may discourage future 2VPs from buying the cola over water.
 
Unfortunately, inflation has increased the price of the cola to a price higher than water. Or perhaps this is fortunate, as it may discourage future 2VPs from buying the cola over water.

Latest revision as of 16:17, 27 August 2023

Summit Cola is a soft drink sold exclusively at Aldi. It used to cost only $0.69 for a standard 2L bottle (notably, this was "cheaper than water"), and it is incredibly mediocre carbonated sugar-water. During his Second-Vice-Presidency, Spalsen introduced the drink to the organization, threatening to repurchase the drink on several occasions.

Unfortunately, inflation has increased the price of the cola to a price higher than water. Or perhaps this is fortunate, as it may discourage future 2VPs from buying the cola over water.