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   * Owner: [[tbroman]]
 
   * Owner: [[tbroman]]
 
   * Chairs: Wisconsinites
 
   * Chairs: Wisconsinites
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*[[Committee to Turn Exec into Lip-Syncing Pop Stars]]
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  * Purpose: yeah, that
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  * Owner: [[tbroman]]
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  * Chairs: those who sing along to stupid songs
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*[[I Minored in _____ Committee]]
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  * Purpose: "Yeah I took an art history class, he's right"
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  * Owner: [[Bubbles]]
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  * Chairs: anyone who says "minor" (ever)
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*[[TIE Fighters Committee]]
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  * Purpose: to wildly misinterpret [[eforney]]'s hand gestures, and also watch Tony Jaa movies; to equip eforney with ion engines
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  * Owner: [[pcd]]
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  * Chairs: anyone who owes the treasurer money
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*[[Kirby and McGinnis Variety Hour]]
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  * Purpose: to tell silly stories and to make Doctor Who references and physics puns and stand on the side of the room
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  * Owner: [[dkirby]]
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  * Chairs: him and [[memcginn]]
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*[[Imaginary Numbers Committee]]
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  * Purpose: to create imaginary numbers like threeve and tweight
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  * Owner: [[dkirby]]
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  * Chairs: him
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*[[Shawn and Quuxum Patriotic Memorial Hour]]
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  * Purpose: to bid incredibly large sums for committees, and to have jobs
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  * Owner: [[rntz]]
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  * Chairs: [[Shawn]] and [[greg4|Quuxum]]
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*[[Repeat That in Song Committee]]
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  * Purpose: to repeat that in song
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  * Owner: [[memcginn]]
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  * Chairs: him, [[mmouscho]]
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*[[Meteorology of Style Committee]]
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  * Purpose: to suggest ways that fashion sense can accommodate inclement weather; to classify fashion styles as hurricane categories
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  * Owner: [[tbroman]]
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  * Chairs: him, [[Bubbles]], [[acrichto]], [[twright]]
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*[[Pseudonatural Coyote Committee]]
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  * Purpose: to give natural coyotes root privileges
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  * Owner: [[tbroman]]
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  * Chairs: quiet people
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*[[Clyde's Bonnie Committee]]
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  * Purpose: to find Clyde a criminal girlfriend to go on a massive crime spree across the United States
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  * Owner: [[tvaughan]]
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  * Chairs: Clyde's future wife
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*[[Committee for Appropriate and Suave Rhythmic Accompaniment]]
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  * Purpose: the little thing [[eforney]] did with her ears during the song
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  * Owner: [[kharring]]
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  * Chairs: musicians
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  * See also: [[Committee for Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment]]
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*[[Committee to Reclassify the Kingdoms of Life]]
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  * Purpose: to append trees and life forms to the animal kingdom so the statement on the board is valid
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  * Owner: [[mnabraha|Marlena]]
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  * Chairs: anyone whose spirit animal is now a vegetable
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*[[Companion Cube Sports Committee]]
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  * Purpose: to throw companion cubes
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  * Owner: [[dmeng]]
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  * Chairs: all
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*[[eforney is Pretty Committee]]
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  * Purpose: to tell [[eforney]] that she is pretty
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  * Owner: [[scunning]]
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  * Chairs: [[eforney]]
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*[[Time Police]]
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  * Purpose: keeping the timepiece
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  * Owner: [[dkirby]]
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  * Chairs: him, [[otsachor|Oren]]
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*[[Portalmanteau Committee]]
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  * Purpose: to create coats that keep you warm by having portals to warm places
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  * Owner: [[tbroman]]
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  * Chairs: him
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*[[Minimum Bid Committee]]
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  * Purpose: to find the shortest sorority sister
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  * Owner: [[memcginn]]
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  * Chairs: all
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*[[Awkward Silence Committee]]
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  * Purpose: *awkward silence*
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  * Owner: [[dmeng]]
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  * Chairs: him and [[jsappel]]
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*[[Cthublic Transportation Committee]]
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  * Purpose: the tentacles on the bus go bleh bleh bleh...
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  * Owner: [[otsachor|Oren]]
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  * Chairs: him and anyone else who was at his table at the Cheesecake Factory
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*[[Despicable Boo Committee]]
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  * Purpose: it's so fluffy!
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  * Owner: [[mnabraha|Marlena]]
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  * Chairs: all who wear hats with animals and/or boos
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*[[Committee to Explain Xander's Jokes]]
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  * Purpose: for somebody to figure out and explain [[Xander]]'s jokes
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  * Owner: [[tbroman]]
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  * Chairs: him, Booth chairs
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*[[Time Traveling Salesman Committee]]
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  * Purpose: to deliver packages in O(1) time
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  * Owner: [[mmeyerho]]
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  * Chairs: her, the bug in the room
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*[[North Korean Weapons of Mass Hilarity Committee]]
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  * Purpose: as you know, North Korea is not one of the smartest countries in the world--comically large slingshot
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  * Owner: [[memcginn]]
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  * Chairs: anybody who finds North Korea jokes hilarious
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*[[Learned Combi, Forget Basic Math Committee]]
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  * Purpose: to pay tribute to the fact that some people did better on Concepts than Calc finals
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  * Owner: [[memcginn]]
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  * Chairs: to be named later
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*[[Time Mafia Committee]]
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  * Purpose: to definitely be a legitimate time pasta establishment, wink wink
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  * Owner: [[amckinni]]
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  * Chairs: [[sacunnin|Steven]], him, [[mnabraha|Marlena]], [[eforney]]
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*[[Money Travel Committee]]
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  * Purpose: to move money from point A to point B
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  * Owner: [[tbroman]]
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  * Chairs: anybody not chair of the [[Time Travel Committee]]
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*[[Random Antidote Committee]]
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  * Purpose: oh a snakebite? Roll this d6
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  * Owner: [[egladdin]]
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  * Chairs: anybody currently poisoned
  
 
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Revision as of 12:55, 14 January 2012

If the link isn't red, it has a page! Remove it.

This is my lazy attempt at committee tracking, which is technically the RecSec's responsibility. Not that anybody else has ever done that. I make no guarantees regarding name collision. Tbroman 23:02, 25 April 2011 (EDT)

See also:


*Old People Committee
  * Purpose: to hand off its chair to somebody else.
  * Owner: jwatzman
  * Chairs: Old people who are not currently chairs of other committees
*KGB Rhythm Committee
  * Purpose: to put no less than 100 needles on each metronome
  * Owner: pcd
  * Chairs: pcd and tvaughan
*Committee to Not Get Eaten by That Other Door
  * Purpose: to warn people about the increasing number of carnivorous doors.
  * Owner: pcd
  * Chairs: himself and everybody beneath his door
*Committee to Make KGB Meetings Go Faster
  * Purpose: Put a ball gag in Sully's mouth.
  * Owner: tbroman
  * Chairs: tbroman and Quuxum
*Rule Phi or (1+sqrt(5))/2 Committee
  * Purpose: To Keep it Classy.
  * Owner: Xander
  * Chairs: all classy members of the KGB.
  * See also: Rule Phi
**shotgun pump-action noise* Committee
  * Purpose: "cool action movie shit and stuff"
  * Owner: dkirby
  * Chairs: dkirby and cshaffer
*Witty One-Liners About Current Events Committee
  * Purpose: You got a wedding? I got a funeral.
  * Owner: memcginn
  * Chairs: himself, other witty people
*Committee to Append Dennis
  * Purpose: to append Dennis
  * Owner: mbritton
  * Chairs: himself, anybody who ever segfaulted while appending Dennis
  * notes: deprecated
*KGB OMGASM Committee
  * Purpose: to restore our status as CMU campus' lovable pranksters
  * Owner: mbritton
  * Chair: him
*Committee to Change its Name By Motion During Discussion
  * Purpose: to be changed by motion during discussion of its creation.
  * Owners: memcginn and dkirby
  * Chairs: them
*Emily Forney Dance Teacher Committee
  * Purpose: to have eforney teach KGB how to Dougie and also Macarena and other dances
  * Owner: pcd
  * Chair: eforney
*Michael J. Sullivan Memorial Committee
  * Purpose: Has that ever stopped us before? and a roll call vote
  * Owner: egladdin
  * Chairs: him, tbroman, Sully
*Puppies Committee
  * Purpose: Kittens!
  * Owner: pcd
  * Chairs: him, mmeyerho, Scorri
*"There's a 7:30A.M.?" Committee
  * Purpose: to experience 7:30A.M. for the first time
  * Owner: dmeng
  * Chairs: him, everyone who pulls all-nighters at CMU (past, present, and future)
*Han Shot First Committee
  * Purpose: to only watch the original version of Star Wars; a parsec is a unit of distance, not time, and Harrison Ford is a badass.
  * Owner: egladdin
  * Chairs: him, Harrison Ford
*Dramatic Speech Committee
  * Purpose: "This committee is the only thing standing between us and a world of desolation!"
  * Owner: rdmarsh
  * Chairs: him, fellow melodramatists
*Nerf Armory Committee
  * Purpose: To arm the KGB with foam rubber weapons
  * Owner: egladdin
  * Chairs: him, people with nerf guns, all members of the Committee to Assassinate the President
*Committee to Absolve the Treasurer of a Debt in the Amount of $5
  * Purpose: as stated in name
  * Owner: goob
  * Chairs: him
*Taxidermy Committee
  * Purpose: to stuff dead things with cotton
  * Owner: jcolmar
  * Chairs: him, anybody with an unhealthy interest in taxidermy
*Committee to Teach Generating Functions to the Freshmen
  * Purpose: as stated in name
  * Owner: rntz
  * Chairs: adamblan
*OHHHH, Everyone's a Linguist! Committee
  * Purpose: "If walls had eyes..."
  * Owner: tvaughan
  * Chairs: all
*Stick Up Your Ass Committee
  * Purpose: to make sure Exec follows Roberts Rules of Order
  * Owner: rntz
  * Chairs: Sully
*Long Distance Committee
  * Purpose: to contribute to meetings from long distance
  * Owner: dkirby
  * Chairs: Scorri
*Kitty Hawk Aviation Memorial Committee
  * Purpose: to make cats and hawks even awesomer and *throwing paper airplanes* and whooaaa, paper airplanes are cool
  * Owner: angibson
  * Chairs: him, chairs of the Committee to Turn Exec into Kittens, the Ad Hawk Committee, and others
*Squid is Abstention and Octopus is Abstention Committee
  * Purpose: If you squid you're abstaining, if you're abstaining you squid; if you octopus you're abstaining, if you're abstaining you octopus
  * Owner: tvaughan
  * Chairs: the Evil Seafood League
*Light Elmo on Fire Committee
  * Purpose: for when you really, really have to give a report like this *in an Elmo voice*
  * Owner: mbritton
  * Chairs: Furby
*Zoning Commission
  * Purpose: to survey large tracts of land
  * Owner: afalk
  * Chairs: afalk, dkirby, otsachor
*Ooooh, Everyone's Not a Linguist! Committee
  * Purpose: to pander graciously to a KGB minority
  * Owner: tbroman
  * Chairs: linguists
*Pravdagami Committee
  * Purpose: to make silly things out of Pravda?!
  * Owner: dmeng
  * Chairs: everyone
*Operation! Committee
  * Purpose: to appendix Dennis
  * Owner: Quuxum
  * Chairs: the set of non-Dennises
*"Ha, I didn't say eforney says!" Committee
 * Purpose: "I want you all to stand up"
 * Owner: shawn
 * Chairs: shawn, Quuxum, eforney
*Hitler was a Red Dragon Committee
 * Purpose: to celebrate the playing of Axis and Dragons
 * Owner: Quuxum
 * Chairs: anyone who has made a Hitler or Dragon parody
*Committee to Do Something About Woodlawn and Spirit Houses
 * Purpose: to do something about Woodlawn and Spirit Houses now that CMU has money
 * Owner: scunning
 * Chairs: scunning and sacunnin
*Glorious People's Paper Air Force Committee
 * Purpose: *paper airplane flying*
 * Owner: pcd
 * Chairs: him, paper airplane makers
*The Most Interesting Committee in the World
 * Purpose: "I don't always report, but when I do, it's Dos Equis."
 * Owner: mbritton
 * Chairs: him
*Voting Tai Chi/Yogurt (and Yoda) Committee
 * Purpose: to explore the physical and spiritual benefits from voting on committees
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: the union of Asians and Star Wars fans
*In Bed Committee
 * Purpose: to add "in bed" to the end of all the sentences
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: him, tvaughan, mmouscho, anyone else with relevant jokes
*Spocktoberfest Committee
 * Purpose: to drink large amounts of beer and watch Star Trek, and Pon Farr
 * Owner: dkirby
 * Chairs: him, Xander, otsachor
*The RecSec Hates Fun Committee
 * Purpose: to get Broman his own radio show
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: him, guest stars on his radio show
*Mononuclear Fusion Committee
 * Purpose: to make sick people generate energy
 * Owner: mbritton
 * Chairs: him, tvaughan
*Committee to Regulate Class Length
 * Purpose: to equip classrooms with devices that punish teachers for going long on their lectures
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: him, anyone else who wants to help
*Things in a Can Committee
 * Purpose: to simultaneously eat delicious food and destroy the ozone layer
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: him, anyone else who ever got high on nitrous oxide
*Good Question Committee
 * Purpose: that's a good question
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: that's a good question
*Supersonic Limbo Committee
 * Purpose: *the bright shiny sound projectiles make as they just miss your head*; nothing is friendly
 * Owner: pcd
 * Chairs: anybody who limbos supersonically
*Kitty Cthulhu Committee
 * Purpose: *cthulhu* meow
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: #cslounge-kittens
*Committee of Vicarious Sleepers
 * Purpose: to appoint vicarious sleepers for the sleep deprived
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: anyone who got a massive amount of sleep to catch up from an all-nighter
*I'm Going to Sleep... In Bed Committee
 * Purpose: to give a whole old meaning to the phrase "In Bed"
 * Owner: Scorri
 * Chairs: all
*Fonzie Committee
 * Purpose: ayyyyyyyy, beeeeeeee, ceeeeeeeee, deeeeeeeeee, eeeeeeeeeeee
 * Owner: sacunnin
 * Chairs: anyone who can sing the alphabet going ayyyyyyy, beeeeee, ceeeee, ...
*Read to Us, eforney Committee
 * Purpose: to put words in eforney's mouth
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: tbroman
*The Most Dangerous Game Committee
 * Purpose: to play land-shark jumping, hump-catting, bear-dynamite tennis, Cthulhu-hunting, blender toss, supersonic limbo, Diplomacy and Dragons, skyscraper Jenga
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: same as the chairs of the Oh Shit, What Have I Done Committee
 * Note: not to be confused with the Most Dangerous Committee
*Committee to Make labbott a Bagger
 * Purpose: see above
 * Owner: egarbade
 * Chairs: all
*Committee to Appreciate Dave Winters
 * Purpose: to appreciate Dave Winters for all the hard work he does to keep GHC3000 running
 * Owner: pcd
 * Chairs: him, dwinters
*Metaphysical Cobblers Committee
 * Purpose: to look after the souls of everyone in the KGB
 * Owner: tvaughan
 * Chairs: bswolf
*Epic Epithet Committee
 * Purpose: to introduce people
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: tvaughan
*Epic Habitat Committee
 * Purpose: to buy KGB a fortress of solitude and a secret base in the Himalayas
 * Owner: afalk
 * Chairs: her, anyone who wants to make an epic habitat
*KGB is Sillierest Committee
 * Purpose: to make KGB even silliererest
 * Owner: shawn
 * Chairs: the Committee of the Whole
*Interrupting Cow Committee
 * PurpMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 * Owner: jsappel
 * Chairs: him
*Ron Paul Fanfiction Committee
 * Purpose: "And then I saw him: the love of my life. Ron Paul."
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: people who go to KGB improv night
*Aerial Reconnaissance Committee
 * Purpose: to take members of the KGB flying
 * Owner: shawn
 * Chairs: gswagner
*Immediate, Even Sudden, Improvised Musical Instruments Committee
 * Purpose: *blows across bottle*
 * Owner: tvaughan
 * Chairs: "I own all the music committees!"
*That Other Music Committee
 * Purpose: to bankrupt tvaughan
 * Owner: dkirby
 * Chairs: him
*Nostalgia Frankenstein Committee
 * Purpose: to dig up, stitch together, and resurrect the zeitgeist of the '90s
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: "none of you"
*Conspicuous Crossover Committee
 * Purpose: to both anticipate and dread NightRider's Guide to the Galaxy
 * Owner: jcolmar
 * Chairs: him, with special guest star "the rest of the KGB"
*Mirror Universe KGB
 * Purpose: goatees; to act completely normal in every way
 * Owner: sacunnin
 * Chairs: anybody who grows a goatee in the next 5 weeks
*Candy Hospital Committee
 * Purpose: to care for poor sad injured candies
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: whoever decides they want to
*What was the name of this committee? I forgot the joke
 * Purpose: to change eforney's name to Gloria Sleader
 * Owner: angibson
 * Chairs: linguists
*Suspicious Packages Committee
 * Purpose: that awkward moment when you leave your empty package on the street and it blows the whole street down; putting Groucho Marx glasses on boxes
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: people with suspicious packages
*Whoooooo, I'm a Ghoooost Committee
 * Purpose: I'm a ghost or a squid, I dunno
 * Owner: ccolombo
 * Chairs: *squid*
*Squid Exorcism Committee
 * Purpose: to exorcise all the squids; to prevent squids from becoming overweight
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: esummers
*Committee to use Michaela as a Groundhog for Winter
 * Purpose: if Michaela is barefoot, it is not winter
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: Michaela, tbroman, other bright ideas
*Carnegie Mellon64 Committee
 * Purpose: Halloween is coming, I propose we get a bunch of people to dress up like MarioKart characters and run around on campus, make every garbage can look like pipes, place paper banana peels on walkways
 * Owner: mbritton
 * Chairs: him, Bowser
*Japanese Water Torture Committee
 * Purpose: to heal psychological damage from water-based levels, especially those in Ocarina of Time
 * Owner: amckinni
 * Chairs: anyone who has played Ocarina of Time on N64
*KGB Election Commission
 * Purpose: to come up with invalid but lulzy voting systems
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: him, tvaughan, anybody running Movie Night
*Exorcisms Committee
 * Purpose: to banish, destroy and bind all malicious spirits, ghosts and spirits
 * Owner: Xander
 * Chairs: anybody who has successfully performed an exorcism
*Out of Order, Chaos Committee
 * Purpose: to go to Student Senate meetings
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: chairs of the Guild of Calamitous Intent and the Shenanigans Committee
*Ursine Army Commitee
 * Purpose: to create an army with literal bear heads
 * Owner: dbesse
 * Chairs: him and jgg
*Dude, Where's My Submarine? Committee
 * Purpose: the Hunt for Red October
 * Owner: tvaughan
 * Chairs: cshaffer
*Balrog Awareness Committee]
 * Purpose: to keep balrogs from passing; to reduce the foolishness of Tooks; keeping it secret, keeping it safe
 * Owner: bswolf
 * Chairs: Middle Earth
*Committee for Grand Lord Pittsburgh
 * Purpose: because he is watching over all of us
 * Owner: tvaughan
 * Chairs: "Oh God, not $80"
*Create "Walking to the Skyward Sword" Committee
 * Purpose: to replace the ugly monument with a mastersword
 * Owner: amckinni
 * Chairs: everyone besides dkirby
*Questionable Theory Conspiracy Committee
 * Purpose: have you ever seen Batman and Clyde in the same room? have you ever seen Australia and Clyde in the same room?
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: everyone but dkirby
*Most Excellent Film Club Committee
 * Purpose: Every week I pick a movie and then you all watch it, and come up with arcane and obtuse voting systems
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: everyone, including dkirby
*My Commentary Slipped My Mind Committee
 * Purpose: there's a word for this in psychology, dammit
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: ???
*escorney Committee
 * Purpose: that sounds kinky
 * Owner: mnabraha
 * Chairs: everyone including dkirby, except for on Thursdays
*Uncle Shelby Memorial Committee
 * Purpose: to find where the sidewalk ends, and to fall up
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: anyone who can recite an entire Shel Silverstein poem
*Tap-Dancing Xander Committee
 * Purpose: to have Xander do tap dances and other silly dances
 * Owner: otsachor
 * Chairs: him, Xander, anyone who thinks they can make Xander do a dance
*Bring Shank to KGB More Often Committee
 * Purpose: "I need to come to these more often, why don't I?"
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: those who can lift Maija
*Committee for Finding a New Mascot for KGB
 * Purpose: apparently we had one, but nobody knows where it went; firefoxen!
 * Owner: mnabraha
 * Chairs: all
*Good League of Good
 * Purpose: in greatest Pittsburgh day, in brightest light-polluted Pittsburgh night, the Evil League of Evil shall not escape our sight
 * Owner: afalk
 * Chairs: all who oppose things that are not good
*Lovecraftian Horror Assimilation Society
 * Purpose: ooooh, now everyone's Cthulhu!
 * Owner: pcd
 * Chairs: him
*Emily Forney Teapot Committee
 * Purpose: "short and stout... bitch"
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: eforney
*SPAAAAACE Committee
 * Purpose: to explore space, with portals
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: Margaret and Paul's kernel
*Last-Minute Thanksgiving Hunting Committee
 * Purpose: where are those turkeys when you really need them?
 * Owner: rntz
 * Chairs: turkeys
*Neutrality Committee
 * Purpose: to remain neutral
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: all who are neutral
*Arrested Development Chicken Dance Committee
 * Purpose: *dance*
 * Owner: ccolombo
 * Chairs: anybody who ever does an interesting chicken dance
*HAL9000 Committee
 * Purpose: I'm sorry, eforney, I can't answer that
 * Owner: Oren
 * Chairs: him and all of the computers
*Mac and Cheese Committee
 * Purpose: find every Mac computer and make its homepage "cheeseorfont.com", and to find really good mac and cheese
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: Wisconsinites
*Committee to Turn Exec into Lip-Syncing Pop Stars
 * Purpose: yeah, that
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: those who sing along to stupid songs
*I Minored in _____ Committee
 * Purpose: "Yeah I took an art history class, he's right"
 * Owner: Bubbles
 * Chairs: anyone who says "minor" (ever)
*TIE Fighters Committee
 * Purpose: to wildly misinterpret eforney's hand gestures, and also watch Tony Jaa movies; to equip eforney with ion engines
 * Owner: pcd
 * Chairs: anyone who owes the treasurer money
*Kirby and McGinnis Variety Hour
 * Purpose: to tell silly stories and to make Doctor Who references and physics puns and stand on the side of the room
 * Owner: dkirby
 * Chairs: him and memcginn
*Imaginary Numbers Committee
 * Purpose: to create imaginary numbers like threeve and tweight
 * Owner: dkirby
 * Chairs: him
*Shawn and Quuxum Patriotic Memorial Hour
 * Purpose: to bid incredibly large sums for committees, and to have jobs
 * Owner: rntz
 * Chairs: Shawn and Quuxum
*Repeat That in Song Committee
 * Purpose: to repeat that in song
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: him, mmouscho
*Meteorology of Style Committee
 * Purpose: to suggest ways that fashion sense can accommodate inclement weather; to classify fashion styles as hurricane categories
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: him, Bubbles, acrichto, twright
*Pseudonatural Coyote Committee
 * Purpose: to give natural coyotes root privileges
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: quiet people
*Clyde's Bonnie Committee
 * Purpose: to find Clyde a criminal girlfriend to go on a massive crime spree across the United States
 * Owner: tvaughan
 * Chairs: Clyde's future wife
*Committee for Appropriate and Suave Rhythmic Accompaniment
 * Purpose: the little thing eforney did with her ears during the song
 * Owner: kharring
 * Chairs: musicians
 * See also: Committee for Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment
*Committee to Reclassify the Kingdoms of Life
 * Purpose: to append trees and life forms to the animal kingdom so the statement on the board is valid
 * Owner: Marlena
 * Chairs: anyone whose spirit animal is now a vegetable
*Companion Cube Sports Committee
 * Purpose: to throw companion cubes
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: all
*eforney is Pretty Committee
 * Purpose: to tell eforney that she is pretty
 * Owner: scunning
 * Chairs: eforney
*Time Police
 * Purpose: keeping the timepiece
 * Owner: dkirby
 * Chairs: him, Oren
*Portalmanteau Committee
 * Purpose: to create coats that keep you warm by having portals to warm places
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: him
*Minimum Bid Committee
 * Purpose: to find the shortest sorority sister
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: all
*Awkward Silence Committee
 * Purpose: *awkward silence*
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: him and jsappel
*Cthublic Transportation Committee
 * Purpose: the tentacles on the bus go bleh bleh bleh...
 * Owner: Oren
 * Chairs: him and anyone else who was at his table at the Cheesecake Factory
*Despicable Boo Committee
 * Purpose: it's so fluffy!
 * Owner: Marlena
 * Chairs: all who wear hats with animals and/or boos
*Committee to Explain Xander's Jokes
 * Purpose: for somebody to figure out and explain Xander's jokes
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: him, Booth chairs
*Time Traveling Salesman Committee
 * Purpose: to deliver packages in O(1) time
 * Owner: mmeyerho
 * Chairs: her, the bug in the room
*North Korean Weapons of Mass Hilarity Committee
 * Purpose: as you know, North Korea is not one of the smartest countries in the world--comically large slingshot
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: anybody who finds North Korea jokes hilarious
*Learned Combi, Forget Basic Math Committee
 * Purpose: to pay tribute to the fact that some people did better on Concepts than Calc finals
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: to be named later
*Time Mafia Committee
 * Purpose: to definitely be a legitimate time pasta establishment, wink wink
 * Owner: amckinni
 * Chairs: Steven, him, Marlena, eforney
*Money Travel Committee
 * Purpose: to move money from point A to point B
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: anybody not chair of the Time Travel Committee
*Random Antidote Committee
 * Purpose: oh a snakebite? Roll this d6
 * Owner: egladdin
 * Chairs: anybody currently poisoned