Corporate Brothel

The Corporate Brothel is a building on Forbes Avenue that CMU leases out to various companies. Officially it is called the Collaborative Innovation Center. This location is very convenient as several KGBers have jobs there.

Originally CMU tried to pimp out space in the basement of the UC (where the post office is now). This made many people very upset. So instead they built the new building next to Hamburg Hall. The corporate brothel has been so successful that they are planning to build another one on the other side of Panther Hollow.

After the announcement of the initial plans to lease the UC basement to Intel, some enterprising individuals recreated an 'Intel Inside' sticker on a scale appropriate to the building and attached it to the outside. KGB has no further knowledge of these activities.