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In the spring of 2011, KGB Exec received an e-mail containing an interesting proposition...

Yo Josiah!
What's up man? My name is <Red Bull Dude> and I'm a junior at CMU like you - currently I'm going after a double major in Social + Decision Science and Professional Writing. In short, I just heard about the KGB today (I'd never heard of it before) and I did a little research and came up with your name.
I'm employed by Red Bull as CMU's student brand manager (I get to do cool shit with Red Bull, drink it, and have fun... pretty cushy gig). I heard about your Capture the Flag with Stuff... that's pretty wild dude. I'm kinda interested. Do you think there's any way we could incorporate Red Bull into it? Maybe make the can an item? Maybe just have a cooler of it at either jail? Anything you can think up?
I'm pretty interested in the game man and I'd like to hook it up for you guys. Let me know what you think.
Thanks! <Red Bull Dude>

There was a lot of debate of the pros and cons of having energy drinks provided for players of CtFwS. However, Exec decided to be mature about the situation and ignore the request instead of giving a definitive answer.

An amusing copypasta exists:

Yo Red Bull Dude!
What's up man? My name is Kelly Harrington and I'm a student at CMU like you - currently I'm going after a major in Computer Science. In short, I just heard about the Red Bull today (I'd never heard of it before) and I did a little research and failed to come up with your name.
I'm known by KGB as CMU's student brand manager (I get to do cool shit with KGB, drink it, and have fun... pretty cushy gig). I heard about your Red Bull Energy Drink… that's pretty wild dude. I'm kinda interested. Do you think there's any way we could incorporate KGB into it? Maybe make the can have our logo? Maybe just have a flyer for KGB in every case sold? Anything you can think up?
I'm pretty interested in the drink man and I'd like to hook it up for you guys. Let me know what you think.
Thanks! Kelly Harrington