Difference between revisions of "Chris Newman"
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At some point during his [[President|presidency]], [[Abe]], intent on finding a [[The real world|job]] in the game industry, had an on-campus interview with [[Microsoft]]. The interview went on in a small room in the [[dungeons]] of the [[University Center]]. There was your usual technical question and then the topic shifted towards general matters, and it went something like this: | At some point during his [[President|presidency]], [[Abe]], intent on finding a [[The real world|job]] in the game industry, had an on-campus interview with [[Microsoft]]. The interview went on in a small room in the [[dungeons]] of the [[University Center]]. There was your usual technical question and then the topic shifted towards general matters, and it went something like this: | ||
| − | "I notice you've written on your résumé that you're the president of the [[Carnegie Mellon]] KGB," said the interviewer, a guy in his late 30s or early 40s who had worked on various Windows platform bits. | + | "I notice you've written on your résumé that you're the president of the [[Carnegie Mellon]] [[KGB]]," said the interviewer, a guy in his late 30s or early 40s who had worked on various Windows platform bits. |
| − | "Oh, yes," said Abe, who was accustomed to this coming up, "KGB is a social organization on campus..." and on. "It's a good time. We have weekly [[meetings]] and abide by [[Robert's Rules of Order]], so--" | + | "Oh, yes," said Abe, who was accustomed to this coming up, "[[KGB]] is a social organization on campus..." and on. "It's a good time. We have weekly [[meetings]] and abide by [[Robert's Rules of Order]], so--" |
The interviewer butted in, somewhat surprised, "Still! Huh." | The interviewer butted in, somewhat surprised, "Still! Huh." | ||
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"Oh." This was unexpected. "Yeah..." | "Oh." This was unexpected. "Yeah..." | ||
| − | "I was the founding [[treasurer]] of the KGB." | + | "I was the founding [[treasurer]] of the [[KGB]]." |
"'''''Oh.'''''" | "'''''Oh.'''''" | ||
Revision as of 10:14, 6 May 2007
Chris Newman is the founding treasurer of KGB.
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At some point during his presidency, Abe, intent on finding a job in the game industry, had an on-campus interview with Microsoft. The interview went on in a small room in the dungeons of the University Center. There was your usual technical question and then the topic shifted towards general matters, and it went something like this:
"I notice you've written on your résumé that you're the president of the Carnegie Mellon KGB," said the interviewer, a guy in his late 30s or early 40s who had worked on various Windows platform bits.
"Oh, yes," said Abe, who was accustomed to this coming up, "KGB is a social organization on campus..." and on. "It's a good time. We have weekly meetings and abide by Robert's Rules of Order, so--"
The interviewer butted in, somewhat surprised, "Still! Huh."
Still.
"Oh." This was unexpected. "Yeah..."
"I was the founding treasurer of the KGB."
"Oh."
Abe apparently passed the on-campus interview in spite of completely bombing the aforementioned technical question, and proceeded to the phone screen stage.
