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Joe Doyle is treasurer 4 life. He also didn't embezzle too much. Probably.

Joe is a frighteningly intelligent individual. He also possesses a light-up hat, which is probably more important. He speaks for the Shadow Corporation, which definitely isn't a world conspiracy or anything.

Officer Dossiers:

Treasurer, 2017-2018

The only P-zombie, Joe Doyle looks and behaves like a thinking feeling monad, but is actually just a sophisticated automaton with no free will or consciousness. He has assured us that the rest of us are real monads though, so that’s a relief. Joe is very well programmed at acting in such a way as to resemble a Treasurer. He is in charge of managing our funds, and lightly sautéing the books.

Treasurer, 2016-2017

Joe is The Smart Guy of the KGB. While this isn’t meant to suggest no one else on exec is smart, Joe really shows it in everything he does. He takes care of our money and probably doesn’t embezzle.

Tropes

Gadgeteer Genius: Joe plays with robots! He taught a StuCo on it, and he worked at iRobot after his freshman year. Consequently, he has an Army of Roombas.

Mad Oracle: Maybe it’s the hermit beard. Maybe it’s the fact that he seems to know more about KGB than the Old Folks. Maybe it’s the mischievous twinkle in his eye. Maybe it’s Maybelline.

Trickster: Let’s be real. We all know Joe is a shitposting trashlord.

Written by: Rin