Zora

Zora Gilbert

From Legend of Zelda as opposed to Zorro. A sea dweller and oft giver of quests.

Recording Secretary, 2013-2014:

Zora Gilbert, Master of Words and Creator of Prose, was a fictional character in a cartoon television pilot on Channel A. The pilot was an epic tale; gunslingers and poets battled for supremacy in a heart wrenching, action packed, nail biting coming of age story. Tragically, due to budget cuts the TV station was closed and the show was cancelled. The show was soon forgotten by all but a single person. An eccentric tumblr denizen, anguished by the sudden cancellation, began to write a self-insert fanfic about the show in a sorry attempt to fill the void left by the show’s departure. By an extraordinary stroke of luck, one of Jram’s puns backfired violently at the moment of the fanfics publication, creating a portal between reality and imagination. Through this one remaining link to our universe Zora was transported through space and imagination from the world of fanfic to ours by the Power of Puns. While Zora retained the powers and fantastic hair color bestowed by the show’s creators, the ability to control them was lost. After the initial shock, the KGB realized that the only way to keep Zora from becoming president and spreading the battle-ready mindset of the Poetslingers was to keep their mind busy on typing our ridiculous puns and references. It is our solemn duty to keep them busy. Should we not, their beautifully formed persuasive prose could bring the nations of the world to their knees.

Written by: mnabraha and mwoolfor

Preceded by Xander Orenstein	Recording Secretary 2013-2014	Succeeded by Skye Toor
Preceded by Marlena Abraham	Corresponding Secretary 2014-2015	Succeeded by Erin Balke