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Currently known as "Mike", "WoofLord", or "The Lord of Woofs" they have been known to spin paper into people, with terrifying results.

Sergeant at Arms, 2013-2014:

Mike was an adventurous time travel without a backup plan: one ticket there, no ticket back. After wandering the darkest caves and deepest trenches the world could offer, Mike began the long quest of befriending the creatures that lived there. Years passed before Mike emerged followed by a legion of deep dwellers; the army began its march with a fierce determination to take over the world. It should be noted that this was not because of some grand villainous quest, rather because hey, what the hell else are you supposed to do with a legion? Dubbed The Wooflord, Mike, riding on the back of a gargantuan wolf turtle, led the minion horde to a long-lost portal. For some time after that, they traveled the time stream, failing to conquer much of anything. That’s when Mike discovered the field of physics and the immense power it could bestow upon they who could reveal its secrets. Now bent on universal domination, Mike launched into the new quest of becoming a PhD and discovering Faster Than Light travel. In the meantime, Mike uses their nanosized minions to keep order in the KGB. No, of course the minions aren’t watching you. Move along citizen.

Second Vice President, 2014-2015:

Class: Sorcerer

Race: Half-orc

Patron Deity: Moradin

Origin: Boston

Residence: Watchtower

Level: 5

Alignment: Chaotic Good

STR: 14

DEX: 7

CON: 8

INT: 17

WIS: 16

CHA: 14

Fortitude: 1

Reflex: 2

Will: 8

Initiative: 9

Speed: 15

Skills: Build / 2 pillars

Profession(Biophysics) / 12 bugs in space

Knowledge(X-Men) / 1970s First aid / 5 ace bandages

Special: Spell: Teleport

Spell: False life

Spell: Pyrotechnics





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Written by: mnabraha and mwoolfor

Preceded by
Marlena Abraham
Sergeant at Arms
Succeeded by
Alex Frieder
Preceded by
John "JRAM" Retterer-Moore
Second Vice President
Succeeded by
Dillon Lareau
Preceded by
Marlena Abraham
Succeeded by