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| − | '''Benner''' rose up into the ranks of KGB leadership after former 2VP Howie "stepped down" from leadership "willingly" due to "scheduling conflicts". Thankfully, Benner was strangely prepared to fill the empty position caused by the exec shakeup. Benner | + | '''Benner''' rose up into the ranks of KGB leadership as a freshman in 2024 after former 2VP Howie "stepped down" from leadership "willingly" due to "scheduling conflicts". Thankfully, Benner was strangely prepared to fill the empty position caused by the exec shakeup. Benner spent most of her time trapped in the prison of the Wean computer labs, damned to spend the rest of her days fucking around on photoshop at midnight lest the soul of Andrew Carnegie drag her down to hell(force her to walk through Doherty to get to her dorm room). |
As the only English major in all of Carnegie Mellon, Benner was kidnapped at gunpoint by Eshaan and Kevin to write for README when it was resurrected in 2024. She says she only contributes to continue the USSR's long and illustrious tradition of propaganda, however the missing printing funds say otherwise. | As the only English major in all of Carnegie Mellon, Benner was kidnapped at gunpoint by Eshaan and Kevin to write for README when it was resurrected in 2024. She says she only contributes to continue the USSR's long and illustrious tradition of propaganda, however the missing printing funds say otherwise. | ||
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| + | Benner was elected to 1VP her sophomore year, and spends much of her time imagining how she would take power if a terrible accident were to befall the President. Rumor has it that she carries a Nerf gun on her at all times, ensuring she is able to seize control of the KGB at a moment's notice. Benner uses her photoshop skills to post stories for the KGB's Instagram(provided she remembers to do so). She has absolutely never posted a KGB story to her personal Instagram account. Never. Ever. | ||
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Revision as of 12:51, 9 September 2024
Benner rose up into the ranks of KGB leadership as a freshman in 2024 after former 2VP Howie "stepped down" from leadership "willingly" due to "scheduling conflicts". Thankfully, Benner was strangely prepared to fill the empty position caused by the exec shakeup. Benner spent most of her time trapped in the prison of the Wean computer labs, damned to spend the rest of her days fucking around on photoshop at midnight lest the soul of Andrew Carnegie drag her down to hell(force her to walk through Doherty to get to her dorm room).
As the only English major in all of Carnegie Mellon, Benner was kidnapped at gunpoint by Eshaan and Kevin to write for README when it was resurrected in 2024. She says she only contributes to continue the USSR's long and illustrious tradition of propaganda, however the missing printing funds say otherwise.
Benner was elected to 1VP her sophomore year, and spends much of her time imagining how she would take power if a terrible accident were to befall the President. Rumor has it that she carries a Nerf gun on her at all times, ensuring she is able to seize control of the KGB at a moment's notice. Benner uses her photoshop skills to post stories for the KGB's Instagram(provided she remembers to do so). She has absolutely never posted a KGB story to her personal Instagram account. Never. Ever.
| Preceded by Daniel Yin |
Sergeant at Arms 2023-2024 |
Succeeded by Isaac Williamson |
| Preceded by Avalon Sueiro |
First Vice President 2024-2025 |
Succeeded by $1VP |
