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It is widely believed that [[Mglisson]] is the oldest living fish on campus.  If not, he is trying to mate with her.
 
It is widely believed that [[Mglisson]] is the oldest living fish on campus.  If not, he is trying to mate with her.
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Officer Dossiers:
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Sergeant at Arms, 2007-2008:
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Matthew Glisson was a highly successful rock star in the 950’s, back when ‘the axe’ referred to something literal. Glisson was actually the pioneer of the term as it applies to the modern guitar since after every battle he would hold a rock concert by plucking the various human detritus that got stuck to his weapon. The managers of the Killer Fighting League thought he would be an excellent representative to put on during Viking Week, but were disappointed to find him a clean-shaven and relatively even-tempered man, so he was relegated to the 2:00 AM battles and denied a ticket home. To this day he prefers to think of himself as a musician, not a fighter, but since the only way he knows to string his instrument involves the dismemberment of no less than 14 people, he is likely to continue to do well in the Killer Fighting League.
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SPECIAL MOVE: Star Power (score a 50-hit combo)
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Written by: [[Jgg|jgg]]
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First Vice President, 2008-2009:
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Born on the Tennessee River in a submarine made entirely out of Lego bricks, Glisson
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has always had a special place in the watery depths of his heart (his blood,
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however, is thicker than water) for all things aquatic and/or mechanical. He can
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become a deadly velociraptor at moment's notice, and runs a successful raptor attack
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safety consulting firm.
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You may call him Matt, but there are so many Matts that the Chrises are jealous, so
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he may continue to doze peacefully atop his sweet crumbly muffin without noticing
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your call. The call of Cthulhu, however, he will never ignore.
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To keep himself in fighting form, Glisson does laps in a tank of ferrofluid dressed
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in chainmail. A welding accident in his youth left him unable to pronounce the word
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"weekend."
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Written by: [[User:Ntr|ntr]]
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{{s-start}}
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{{s-bef|before=[[User:Cmartens|chrisamaphone]]}}
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{{s-ttl|title=[[Sergeant at Arms]]
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|years=[[2007 Officers|2007-2008]]}}
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{{s-aft|after=[[Ehohenst|ehohenst]]}}
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|-
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{{s-bef|before=[[User:Lea|lea]]}}
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{{s-ttl|title=[[First Vice President]]
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|years=[[2008 Officers|2008-2009]]}}
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{{s-aft|after=$NEW_FIRST_VP}}
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{{end}}
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[[Category:Officers]]

Revision as of 16:21, 31 August 2008

If the President is the soul of the organization, the Second Vice-President the body, the Sergeant at Arms the hands, and the Corresponding Secretary the gaping, toothy maw, Matt Glisson (43 Octember 1947 - January 16 1977 - ???) is the fuzzy, twitching right eyebrow of the KGB.

It is widely believed that Mglisson is the oldest living fish on campus. If not, he is trying to mate with her.

Officer Dossiers:

Sergeant at Arms, 2007-2008:

Matthew Glisson was a highly successful rock star in the 950’s, back when ‘the axe’ referred to something literal. Glisson was actually the pioneer of the term as it applies to the modern guitar since after every battle he would hold a rock concert by plucking the various human detritus that got stuck to his weapon. The managers of the Killer Fighting League thought he would be an excellent representative to put on during Viking Week, but were disappointed to find him a clean-shaven and relatively even-tempered man, so he was relegated to the 2:00 AM battles and denied a ticket home. To this day he prefers to think of himself as a musician, not a fighter, but since the only way he knows to string his instrument involves the dismemberment of no less than 14 people, he is likely to continue to do well in the Killer Fighting League.

SPECIAL MOVE: Star Power (score a 50-hit combo)

Written by: jgg


First Vice President, 2008-2009:

Born on the Tennessee River in a submarine made entirely out of Lego bricks, Glisson has always had a special place in the watery depths of his heart (his blood, however, is thicker than water) for all things aquatic and/or mechanical. He can become a deadly velociraptor at moment's notice, and runs a successful raptor attack safety consulting firm.

You may call him Matt, but there are so many Matts that the Chrises are jealous, so he may continue to doze peacefully atop his sweet crumbly muffin without noticing your call. The call of Cthulhu, however, he will never ignore.

To keep himself in fighting form, Glisson does laps in a tank of ferrofluid dressed in chainmail. A welding accident in his youth left him unable to pronounce the word "weekend."

Written by: ntr


Preceded by
chrisamaphone 		Sergeant at Arms
2007-2008 		Succeeded by
ehohenst
Preceded by
lea 		First Vice President
2008-2009 		Succeeded by
$NEW_FIRST_VP
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