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Actually a cyborg from Connecticut. Meditates on the meaning of wires when he removes himself from base earthly pursuits. | Actually a cyborg from Connecticut. Meditates on the meaning of wires when he removes himself from base earthly pursuits. | ||
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| + | Some say he was raised among the Dwarves of Middle Earth; others say he learned to ply his trade with the help of the goblins of The Undermine. While the past is muddled by conflicting accounts and unconfirmed hearsay, when they see him at his work no one can deny his magical ability. Dillon can make electrical wiring out of straw and spin the resulting material into electrical engineering marvels of every shape, size, and function. Some say that it comes from his infamous kidney trade; his two kidneys of flesh and blood for two of pure carbon. Others claim he made a deal with Funklestilskin: his soul in exchange for an upgrade in his engineering skill. Regardless of what is fact and what is legend, it is known that Dillon the Tinkerer will continue to build fantastic things out of scrap until the world is free from disorder and chaos. Naturally, the KGB is opposed to such a development. We have therefore confined Dillon to accounting for the KGB’s monies and incomes. We are confident that this is a task that even he may not be able to accomplish. On an unrelated note, he has not yet supplied the KGB with its Doomsday machine; we have been told that he is “working on it now will you please stop bothering me”. | ||
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| + | Written by: [[mnabraha|mnabraha]] and [[mwoolfor|mwoolfor]] | ||
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Revision as of 18:43, 16 August 2013
Dillon Lareau
Actually a cyborg from Connecticut. Meditates on the meaning of wires when he removes himself from base earthly pursuits.
Treasurer, 2013-2014:
Some say he was raised among the Dwarves of Middle Earth; others say he learned to ply his trade with the help of the goblins of The Undermine. While the past is muddled by conflicting accounts and unconfirmed hearsay, when they see him at his work no one can deny his magical ability. Dillon can make electrical wiring out of straw and spin the resulting material into electrical engineering marvels of every shape, size, and function. Some say that it comes from his infamous kidney trade; his two kidneys of flesh and blood for two of pure carbon. Others claim he made a deal with Funklestilskin: his soul in exchange for an upgrade in his engineering skill. Regardless of what is fact and what is legend, it is known that Dillon the Tinkerer will continue to build fantastic things out of scrap until the world is free from disorder and chaos. Naturally, the KGB is opposed to such a development. We have therefore confined Dillon to accounting for the KGB’s monies and incomes. We are confident that this is a task that even he may not be able to accomplish. On an unrelated note, he has not yet supplied the KGB with its Doomsday machine; we have been told that he is “working on it now will you please stop bothering me”.
Written by: mnabraha and mwoolfor
| Preceded by Kelly Harrington |
Treasurer 2013-2014 |
Succeeded by $NEW_TREAZ |
