Ian

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Ian Griswold. He's Picasso if Picasso made terrible, horrible, glorious memes.

Ian became Sergeant at Arms in February 2017 after Nika resigned.


Officer Dossiers:

President, 2018-2019

Top Stat: Disguise

Ian is actually three foxes in a trench coat. You can find Ian at the front of meetings, overseeing our memes.

2VP, 2017-2018

  • yiff yiff!* OwO what’s this? *paws all over your graph theory and snuggles up in Euler’s lap* Ian Griswold is a bad naughty fox boy who likes to make terrible math messes all over the living room walls with red sharpie. Ian is our Second Vice President. He is in charge of events.

Ian also cares about art and creative philosophy a lot, and has “started” upwards of a hundred projects. His record of completed projects is unknown (but he’s working on it). Ian has been caught forcing mice through diabolical labyrinthian sudoku mazes of his own design, cackling “I AM THE PUZZLE GOD” and clapping his hands with malicious glee.

Sergeant at Arms, 2016-2017

Preceded by
Michael Murphy

Nika Postnikov

Sergeant at Arms
2016-2017
Succeeded by
Kate Krakopolsky
Preceded by
Michael Murphy
Second Vice President
2017-2018
Succeeded by
Kate Krakopolsky
Preceded by
Dylan Vrana
President
2018-2019
Succeeded by
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