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  *[[KGB Rhythm Committee]]
 
  *[[KGB Rhythm Committee]]
 
   * Purpose: to put no less than 100 needles on each metronome
 
   * Purpose: to put no less than 100 needles on each metronome
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   * Owner: pcd
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   * Owner: [[pcd]]
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   * Chairs: pcd and [[tvaughan]]
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   * Chairs: [[pcd]] and [[tvaughan]]
  
 
  *[[Committee to Not Get Eaten by That Other Door]]
 
  *[[Committee to Not Get Eaten by That Other Door]]
 
   * Purpose: to warn people about the increasing number of carnivorous doors.
 
   * Purpose: to warn people about the increasing number of carnivorous doors.
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   * Owner: pcd
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   * Owner: [[pcd]]
 
   * Chairs: himself and everybody beneath his door
 
   * Chairs: himself and everybody beneath his door
  
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  *[[Rule Phi or (1+sqrt(5))/2 Committee]]
 
  *[[Rule Phi or (1+sqrt(5))/2 Committee]]
 
   * Purpose: To Keep it Classy.
 
   * Purpose: To Keep it Classy.
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   * Owner: Xander
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   * Owner: [[Xander]]
 
   * Chairs: all classy members of the KGB.
 
   * Chairs: all classy members of the KGB.
 
   * See also: [[Rule Phi]]
 
   * See also: [[Rule Phi]]
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   * Owner: egladdin
 
   * Owner: egladdin
 
   * Chairs: him, Harrison Ford
 
   * Chairs: him, Harrison Ford
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*[[Dramatic Speech Committee]]
 
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  * Purpose: "This committee is the only thing standing between us and a world of desolation!"
 
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  * Owner: [[rdmarsh]]
 
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  * Chairs: him, fellow melodramatists
 
  
 
  *[[Nerf Armory Committee]]
 
  *[[Nerf Armory Committee]]
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   * Owner: tvaughan
 
   * Owner: tvaughan
 
   * Chairs: all
 
   * Chairs: all
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*[[Stick Up Your Ass Committee]]
 
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  * Purpose: to make sure Exec follows Roberts Rules of Order
 
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  * Owner: rntz
 
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  * Chairs: Sully
 
  
 
  *[[Long Distance Committee]]
 
  *[[Long Distance Committee]]
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   * Owner: [[bswolf]]
 
   * Owner: [[bswolf]]
 
   * Chairs: Middle Earth
 
   * Chairs: Middle Earth
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*[[Committee for Grand Lord Pittsburgh]]
 +
  * Purpose: because he is watching over all of us
 +
  * Owner: [[tvaughan]]
 +
  * Chairs: "Oh God, not $80"
 +
 +
*[[Create "Walking to the Skyward Sword" Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to replace the ugly monument with a mastersword
 +
  * Owner: [[amckinni]]
 +
  * Chairs: everyone besides [[dkirby]]
 +
 +
*[[Questionable Theory Conspiracy Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: have you ever seen Batman and Clyde in the same room? have you ever seen Australia and Clyde in the same room?
 +
  * Owner: [[memcginn]]
 +
  * Chairs: everyone but [[dkirby]]
 +
 +
*[[Most Excellent Film Club Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: Every week I pick a movie and then you all watch it, and come up with arcane and obtuse voting systems
 +
  * Owner: [[memcginn]]
 +
  * Chairs: everyone, including [[dkirby]]
 +
 +
*[[My Commentary Slipped My Mind Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: there's a word for this in psychology, dammit
 +
  * Owner: [[dmeng]]
 +
  * Chairs: ???
 +
 +
*[[escorney Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: that sounds kinky
 +
  * Owner: [[mnabraha]]
 +
  * Chairs: everyone including [[dkirby]], except for on Thursdays
 +
 +
*[[Uncle Shelby Memorial Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to find where the sidewalk ends, and to fall up
 +
  * Owner: [[tbroman]]
 +
  * Chairs: anyone who can recite an entire Shel Silverstein poem
 +
 +
*[[Tap-Dancing Xander Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to have Xander do tap dances and other silly dances
 +
  * Owner: [[otsachor]]
 +
  * Chairs: him, [[Xander]], anyone who thinks they can make Xander do a dance
 +
 +
*[[Bring Shank to KGB More Often Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: "I need to come to these more often, why don't I?"
 +
  * Owner: [[dmeng]]
 +
  * Chairs: those who can lift [[shank|Maija]]
 +
 +
*[[Committee for Finding a New Mascot for KGB]]
 +
  * Purpose: apparently we had one, but nobody knows where it went; firefoxen!
 +
  * Owner: [[mnabraha]]
 +
  * Chairs: all
 +
 +
*[[Good League of Good]]
 +
  * Purpose: in greatest Pittsburgh day, in brightest light-polluted Pittsburgh night, the Evil League of Evil shall not escape our sight
 +
  * Owner: [[afalk]]
 +
  * Chairs: all who oppose things that are not good
 +
 +
*[[Lovecraftian Horror Assimilation Society]]
 +
  * Purpose: ooooh, now everyone's Cthulhu!
 +
  * Owner: [[pcd]]
 +
  * Chairs: him
 +
 +
*[[Emily Forney Teapot Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: "short and stout... bitch"
 +
  * Owner: [[dmeng]]
 +
  * Chairs: [[eforney]]
 +
 +
*[[SPAAAAACE Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to explore space, with portals
 +
  * Owner: [[dmeng]]
 +
  * Chairs: [[mmeyerho|Margaret]] and [[pcd|Paul]]'s kernel
 +
 +
*[[Last-Minute Thanksgiving Hunting Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: where are those turkeys when you really need them?
 +
  * Owner: [[rntz]]
 +
  * Chairs: turkeys
 +
 +
*[[Neutrality Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to remain neutral
 +
  * Owner: [[tbroman]]
 +
  * Chairs: all who are neutral
 +
 +
*[[Arrested Development Chicken Dance Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: *dance*
 +
  * Owner: [[ccolombo]]
 +
  * Chairs: anybody who ever does an interesting chicken dance
 +
 +
*[[HAL9000 Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: I'm sorry, eforney, I can't answer that
 +
  * Owner: [[otsachor|Oren]]
 +
  * Chairs: him and all of the computers
 +
 +
*[[Mac and Cheese Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: find every Mac computer and make its homepage "cheeseorfont.com", and to find really good mac and cheese
 +
  * Owner: [[tbroman]]
 +
  * Chairs: Wisconsinites
 +
 +
*[[Committee to Turn Exec into Lip-Syncing Pop Stars]]
 +
  * Purpose: yeah, that
 +
  * Owner: [[tbroman]]
 +
  * Chairs: those who sing along to stupid songs
 +
 +
*[[I Minored in _____ Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: "Yeah I took an art history class, he's right"
 +
  * Owner: [[Bubbles]]
 +
  * Chairs: anyone who says "minor" (ever)
 +
 +
*[[TIE Fighters Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to wildly misinterpret [[eforney]]'s hand gestures, and also watch Tony Jaa movies; to equip eforney with ion engines
 +
  * Owner: [[pcd]]
 +
  * Chairs: anyone who owes the treasurer money
 +
 +
*[[Kirby and McGinnis Variety Hour]]
 +
  * Purpose: to tell silly stories and to make Doctor Who references and physics puns and stand on the side of the room
 +
  * Owner: [[dkirby]]
 +
  * Chairs: him and [[memcginn]]
 +
 +
*[[Imaginary Numbers Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to create imaginary numbers like threeve and tweight
 +
  * Owner: [[dkirby]]
 +
  * Chairs: him
 +
 +
*[[Shawn and Quuxum Patriotic Memorial Hour]]
 +
  * Purpose: to bid incredibly large sums for committees, and to have jobs
 +
  * Owner: [[rntz]]
 +
  * Chairs: [[Shawn]] and [[greg4|Quuxum]]
 +
 +
*[[Repeat That in Song Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to repeat that in song
 +
  * Owner: [[memcginn]]
 +
  * Chairs: him, [[mmouscho]]
 +
 +
*[[Meteorology of Style Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to suggest ways that fashion sense can accommodate inclement weather; to classify fashion styles as hurricane categories
 +
  * Owner: [[tbroman]]
 +
  * Chairs: him, [[Bubbles]], [[acrichto]], [[twright]]
 +
 +
*[[Pseudonatural Coyote Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to give natural coyotes root privileges
 +
  * Owner: [[tbroman]]
 +
  * Chairs: quiet people
 +
 +
*[[Clyde's Bonnie Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to find Clyde a criminal girlfriend to go on a massive crime spree across the United States
 +
  * Owner: [[tvaughan]]
 +
  * Chairs: Clyde's future wife
 +
 +
*[[Committee for Appropriate and Suave Rhythmic Accompaniment]]
 +
  * Purpose: the little thing [[eforney]] did with her ears during the song
 +
  * Owner: [[kharring]]
 +
  * Chairs: musicians
 +
  * See also: [[Committee for Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment]]
 +
 +
*[[Companion Cube Sports Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to throw companion cubes
 +
  * Owner: [[dmeng]]
 +
  * Chairs: all
 +
 +
*[[eforney is Pretty Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to tell [[eforney]] that she is pretty
 +
  * Owner: [[scunning]]
 +
  * Chairs: [[eforney]]
 +
 +
*[[Time Police]]
 +
  * Purpose: keeping the timepiece
 +
  * Owner: [[dkirby]]
 +
  * Chairs: him, [[otsachor|Oren]]
 +
 +
*[[Portalmanteau Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to create coats that keep you warm by having portals to warm places
 +
  * Owner: [[tbroman]]
 +
  * Chairs: him
 +
 +
*[[Minimum Bid Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to find the shortest sorority sister
 +
  * Owner: [[memcginn]]
 +
  * Chairs: all
 +
 +
*[[Awkward Silence Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: *awkward silence*
 +
  * Owner: [[dmeng]]
 +
  * Chairs: him and [[jsappel]]
 +
 +
*[[Cthublic Transportation Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: the tentacles on the bus go bleh bleh bleh...
 +
  * Owner: [[otsachor|Oren]]
 +
  * Chairs: him and anyone else who was at his table at the Cheesecake Factory
 +
 +
*[[Despicable Boo Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: it's so fluffy!
 +
  * Owner: [[mnabraha|Marlena]]
 +
  * Chairs: all who wear hats with animals and/or boos
 +
 +
*[[Time Traveling Salesman Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to deliver packages in O(1) time
 +
  * Owner: [[mmeyerho]]
 +
  * Chairs: her, the bug in the room
 +
 +
*[[North Korean Weapons of Mass Hilarity Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: as you know, North Korea is not one of the smartest countries in the world--comically large slingshot
 +
  * Owner: [[memcginn]]
 +
  * Chairs: anybody who finds North Korea jokes hilarious
 +
 +
*[[Learned Combi, Forget Basic Math Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to pay tribute to the fact that some people did better on Concepts than Calc finals
 +
  * Owner: [[memcginn]]
 +
  * Chairs: to be named later
 +
 +
*[[Time Mafia Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to definitely be a legitimate time pasta establishment, wink wink
 +
  * Owner: [[amckinni]]
 +
  * Chairs: [[sacunnin|Steven]], him, [[mnabraha|Marlena]], [[eforney]]
 +
 +
*[[Money Travel Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to move money from point A to point B
 +
  * Owner: [[tbroman]]
 +
  * Chairs: anybody not chair of the [[Time Travel Committee]]
 +
 +
*[[Random Antidote Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: oh a snakebite? Roll this d6
 +
  * Owner: [[egladdin]]
 +
  * Chairs: anybody currently poisoned
 +
 +
*[[Consistent Continuity Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to ensure that for all Doctor Who-related committees, Daleks are bid instead of dollars; make sure people don't change clothes between shots, and to avoid stock footage
 +
  * Owner: [[memcginn]]
 +
  * Chairs: all 13 of him
 +
 +
*[[The Floor is Lava Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to inform the general populace when the floor is about to turn into lava
 +
  * Owner: [[egarbade]]
 +
  * Chairs: everyone but [[tbroman]]
 +
 +
*[[Committee to Turn Martin Luther King Day into Christmas]]
 +
  * Purpose: because I had a dream about it
 +
  * Owner: [[tbroman]]
 +
  * Chairs: [[Bubbles]] and [[Scorri]]
 +
 +
*[[Pound Defined Twice Committee|#defined Twice Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to interpret Twitter hashtags as IRC channels and vice versa
 +
  * Owner: [[pcd]]
 +
  * Chairs: him
 +
 +
*[[Willy Wonka Bait and Switch Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: that candy cane looks a lot like that umbrella...
 +
  * Owner: [[Marlena]]
 +
  * Chairs: anyone who can remember at least two lines from one of the movies
 +
 +
*[[Clyde has 4 Arms Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: Clyde has 4 arms
 +
  * Owner: [[memcginn]]
 +
  * Chairs: anybody related to the number 4 somehow
 +
 +
*[[Misappropriated Ad Hoc Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to be misappropriated and ad-hoc
 +
  * Owner: [[tbroman]]
 +
  * Chairs: him
 +
 +
*[[Everyone Hates Going to Ginger's Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to get more people to go to Ginger's for food after KGB
 +
  * Owner: [[egarbade]]
 +
  * Chairs: him and [[memcginn]]
 +
 +
*[[Needlessly Inflammatory Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to save face because a face saved is a face earned
 +
  * Owner: [[memcginn]]
 +
  * Chairs: anyone who is racist off the Internet
 +
 +
*[[Committee to Get a Song Stuck in Your Head]]
 +
  * Purpose: because sharing is caring
 +
  * Owner: [[dmeng]]
 +
  * Chairs: Rick Astley and Rebecca Black
 +
 +
*[[Committee to Redefine Perfection]]
 +
  * Purpose: to create new definitions for words that would otherwise never be used
 +
  * Owner: [[memcginn]]
 +
  * Chairs: him and [[tbroman]]
 +
 +
*[[Margarita Gets Hurt a Lot Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to share stories when Margarita gets hurt a lot
 +
  * Owner: [[memcginn]]
 +
  * Chairs: everybody but [[mmouscho|Margarita]]
 +
 +
*[[Uncomfortably Friendly Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to make sure that no qarty emotion, no qarty question goes unanswered; kumquats; qickle barrel; to throw qarties for qretty qatties that are qetty and made of qutty
 +
  * Owner: [[tbroman]]
 +
  * Chairs: him, [[jcolmar]], [[egarbade]], [[ccpresea]]
 +
 +
*[[Committee to Make Clyde Repeat That in Rufus the Cat's Voice]]
 +
  * Purpose: to make Clyde repeat that in Rufus the Cat's voice and make clyde give all his officer reports in the same voice, and to supply Clyde with cough drops so he can continue doing it
 +
  * Owner: [[memcginn]]
 +
  * Chairs: him, [[otsachor|Oren]], whoever's involved in that D&D thing
 +
 +
*[[Apathetic League of Neutral Switzerland Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: eh, chocolate!
 +
  * Owner: [[tbroman]]
 +
  * Chairs: people who don't talk during KGB meetings, and himself
 +
 +
*[[Mispronooncing Wurds Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: it's quitay foon
 +
  * Owner: [[dmeng]]
 +
  * Chairs: anyone not a WASP, or anyone who reports from this committee in an accent
 +
 +
*[[Eettimmoc Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog!
 +
  * Owner: [[jkoppel]]
 +
  * Chairs: anyone who has intentionally made their bank account a palindrome
 +
 +
*[[Deaf Mathematicians Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to increase awareness of sine language
 +
  * Owner: [[dmeng]]
 +
  * Chairs: anyone who is a Math or CS major or minor
 +
 +
*[[But It's an Experiment, Right? Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: I mean sure, but it was all part of the experiment, right?
 +
  * Owner: [[tvaughan]]
 +
  * Chairs: [[jcolmar]]
 +
 +
*[[Dan Kirby Motherly Advice Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: because as bad a father as Dan Kirby would make, he'd make an even worse mother
 +
  * Owner: [[egarbade]]
 +
  * Chairs: everybody but [[dkirby|Dan]]
 +
 +
*[[Committee to Turn Clyde into a Scottish Master Thief]]
 +
  * Purpose: chronicle the adventures of bonny ol' Clyde
 +
  * Owner: [[dmeng]]
 +
  * Chairs: [[cshaffer|Clyde]]
 +
 +
*[[Committee for Crazy and Unworkable Plans]]
 +
  * Purpose: I'm going to need a mastiff, a stack of cantelopes dressed as the Pope, and 700 pigeons. Meet me at the Sadie Hawkins Dance.
 +
  * Owner: [[mbritton]]
 +
  * Chairs: Him, Keenan, and Kel
 +
 +
*[[Content-Aware Fill]]
 +
  * Purpose: to oppose the Committee of the Whole
 +
  * Owner: [[memcginn]]
 +
  * Chairs: the set of all people who are not chairs of committees
 +
 +
*[[*whoo* Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: *holster with twirl*
 +
  * Owner: [[tvaughan]]
 +
  * Chairs: you feel lucky, punk?
 +
 +
*[[Committee to Test the President's Voice]]
 +
  * Purpose: yeah pretty much that
 +
  * Owner: [[memcginn]]
 +
  * Chairs: creative people
 +
 +
*[[The Band]]
 +
  * Purpose: The Weight
 +
  * Owner: [[dmeng]]
 +
  * Chairs: anyone who's had code fail to compile with syntax error
 +
 +
*[[Screw the Rules, I Have Blue Hair Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: Clyde's the Sergeant at Arms, he breaks the rules anyways. As long as Clyde's hair is blue, he must speak in purple
 +
  * Owner: [[memcginn]]
 +
  * Chairs: all but [[cshaffer|Clyde]]
 +
 +
*[[Committee to Bake 46,600 Cookies]]
 +
  * Purpose: "boop heeheehee"
 +
  * Owner: [[tbroman]]
 +
  * Chairs: people who don't eat cookie dough before it's baked
 +
 +
*[[Hackathon Fire Safety Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to set off fireworks outside of Gates
 +
  * Owner: [[dmeng]]
 +
  * Chairs: any people who go to hackathons
 +
 +
*[[The Day the Music Died Committee, A.K.A. the KGB A Cappella Choir Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to sing beautifully
 +
  * Owner: [[kharring]]
 +
  * Chairs: her, anyone else interested
 +
 +
*[[Lack of Second Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to hand out fails
 +
  * Owner: [[ccolombo]]
 +
  * Chairs: fail (hand motion) and everybody
 +
 +
*[[Evood Q. Seafvil Memorial Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: Evood Seafvil
 +
  * Owner: [[otsachor|Oren]]
 +
  * Chairs: him and [[tvaughan]]
 +
 +
*[[The Committee Formerly Known as "The" Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: *beard stroke* "the" purpose[non-null-terminated garbage follows this point]
 +
  * Owner: [[pcd]]
 +
  * Chairs: him, anyone who segfaults
 +
 +
*[[Wean or Doherty Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to have Scaife Hall win every game
 +
  * Owner: [[tbroman]]
 +
  * Chairs: judges
 +
 +
*[[Aggressive Pursuit Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: pursuing a vehicle is dangerous, pursuing in KGB is boring
 +
  * Owner: [[egladdin]]
 +
  * Chairs: anyone who doesn't second
 +
 +
*[[High Hobbiton Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: dude, we should totally get the Fellowship back together!
 +
  * Owner: [[tvaughan]]
 +
  * Chairs: him, anybody else who wants to get the Fellowship back together
 +
 +
*[[Low-Quality Racism Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: T-t-t-tostitos!
 +
  * Owner: [[twright]]
 +
  * Chairs: him and everyone who recognizes letting Thomas chair a committee about racism is a bad idea
 +
 +
*[[Committee to steal Clyde Shaffer's Identity]]
 +
  * Purpose: as stated
 +
  * Owner: [[memcginn]]
 +
  * Chairs: [[cshaffer]], whoever he happens to be
 +
 +
*[[Committee to Give Kelly More Guac]]
 +
  * Purpose: Kelly and to add avocado dip to other committees; guacamole (not the word, some actual guacamole)
 +
  * Owner: [[twright]]
 +
  * Chairs: him, everybody else amused by that
 +
 +
*[[Game of Quantum Thrones Committee]]
 +
  * Purpose: to measure the Stark effect
 +
  * Owner: [[amckinni]]
 +
  * Chairs: unknown
 +
 +
*[[Committee to Keep Talking About Science]]
 +
  * Purpose: iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium, europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium, And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium...
 +
  * Owner: [[tbroman]]
 +
  * Chairs: filibusterers
  
 
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Latest revision as of 15:23, 17 April 2012

If the link isn't red, it has a page! Remove it.

This is my lazy attempt at committee tracking, which is technically the RecSec's responsibility. Not that anybody else has ever done that. I make no guarantees regarding name collision. Tbroman 23:02, 25 April 2011 (EDT)

See also: 


*Old People Committee
  * Purpose: to hand off its chair to somebody else.
  * Owner: jwatzman
  * Chairs: Old people who are not currently chairs of other committees

*KGB Rhythm Committee
  * Purpose: to put no less than 100 needles on each metronome
  * Owner: pcd
  * Chairs: pcd and tvaughan

*Committee to Not Get Eaten by That Other Door
  * Purpose: to warn people about the increasing number of carnivorous doors.
  * Owner: pcd
  * Chairs: himself and everybody beneath his door

*Committee to Make KGB Meetings Go Faster
  * Purpose: Put a ball gag in Sully's mouth.
  * Owner: tbroman
  * Chairs: tbroman and Quuxum

*Rule Phi or (1+sqrt(5))/2 Committee
  * Purpose: To Keep it Classy.
  * Owner: Xander
  * Chairs: all classy members of the KGB.
  * See also: Rule Phi

**shotgun pump-action noise* Committee
  * Purpose: "cool action movie shit and stuff"
  * Owner: dkirby
  * Chairs: dkirby and cshaffer

*Witty One-Liners About Current Events Committee
  * Purpose: You got a wedding? I got a funeral.
  * Owner: memcginn
  * Chairs: himself, other witty people

*Committee to Append Dennis
  * Purpose: to append Dennis
  * Owner: mbritton
  * Chairs: himself, anybody who ever segfaulted while appending Dennis
  * notes: deprecated

*KGB OMGASM Committee
  * Purpose: to restore our status as CMU campus' lovable pranksters
  * Owner: mbritton
  * Chair: him

*Committee to Change its Name By Motion During Discussion
  * Purpose: to be changed by motion during discussion of its creation.
  * Owners: memcginn and dkirby
  * Chairs: them

*Emily Forney Dance Teacher Committee
  * Purpose: to have eforney teach KGB how to Dougie and also Macarena and other dances
  * Owner: pcd
  * Chair: eforney

*Michael J. Sullivan Memorial Committee
  * Purpose: Has that ever stopped us before? and a roll call vote
  * Owner: egladdin
  * Chairs: him, tbroman, Sully

*Puppies Committee
  * Purpose: Kittens!
  * Owner: pcd
  * Chairs: him, mmeyerho, Scorri

*"There's a 7:30A.M.?" Committee
  * Purpose: to experience 7:30A.M. for the first time
  * Owner: dmeng
  * Chairs: him, everyone who pulls all-nighters at CMU (past, present, and future)

*Han Shot First Committee
  * Purpose: to only watch the original version of Star Wars; a parsec is a unit of distance, not time, and Harrison Ford is a badass.
  * Owner: egladdin
  * Chairs: him, Harrison Ford

*Nerf Armory Committee
  * Purpose: To arm the KGB with foam rubber weapons
  * Owner: egladdin
  * Chairs: him, people with nerf guns, all members of the Committee to Assassinate the President

*Committee to Absolve the Treasurer of a Debt in the Amount of $5
  * Purpose: as stated in name
  * Owner: goob
  * Chairs: him

*Taxidermy Committee
  * Purpose: to stuff dead things with cotton
  * Owner: jcolmar
  * Chairs: him, anybody with an unhealthy interest in taxidermy

*Committee to Teach Generating Functions to the Freshmen
  * Purpose: as stated in name
  * Owner: rntz
  * Chairs: adamblan

*OHHHH, Everyone's a Linguist! Committee
  * Purpose: "If walls had eyes..."
  * Owner: tvaughan
  * Chairs: all

*Long Distance Committee
  * Purpose: to contribute to meetings from long distance
  * Owner: dkirby
  * Chairs: Scorri

*Kitty Hawk Aviation Memorial Committee
  * Purpose: to make cats and hawks even awesomer and *throwing paper airplanes* and whooaaa, paper airplanes are cool
  * Owner: angibson
  * Chairs: him, chairs of the Committee to Turn Exec into Kittens, the Ad Hawk Committee, and others

*Squid is Abstention and Octopus is Abstention Committee
  * Purpose: If you squid you're abstaining, if you're abstaining you squid; if you octopus you're abstaining, if you're abstaining you octopus
  * Owner: tvaughan
  * Chairs: the Evil Seafood League

*Light Elmo on Fire Committee
  * Purpose: for when you really, really have to give a report like this *in an Elmo voice*
  * Owner: mbritton
  * Chairs: Furby

*Zoning Commission
  * Purpose: to survey large tracts of land
  * Owner: afalk
  * Chairs: afalk, dkirby, otsachor

*Ooooh, Everyone's Not a Linguist! Committee
  * Purpose: to pander graciously to a KGB minority
  * Owner: tbroman
  * Chairs: linguists

*Pravdagami Committee
  * Purpose: to make silly things out of Pravda?!
  * Owner: dmeng
  * Chairs: everyone

*Operation! Committee
  * Purpose: to appendix Dennis
  * Owner: Quuxum
  * Chairs: the set of non-Dennises

*"Ha, I didn't say eforney says!" Committee
 * Purpose: "I want you all to stand up"
 * Owner: shawn
 * Chairs: shawn, Quuxum, eforney

*Hitler was a Red Dragon Committee
 * Purpose: to celebrate the playing of Axis and Dragons
 * Owner: Quuxum
 * Chairs: anyone who has made a Hitler or Dragon parody

*Committee to Do Something About Woodlawn and Spirit Houses
 * Purpose: to do something about Woodlawn and Spirit Houses now that CMU has money
 * Owner: scunning
 * Chairs: scunning and sacunnin

*Glorious People's Paper Air Force Committee
 * Purpose: *paper airplane flying*
 * Owner: pcd
 * Chairs: him, paper airplane makers

*The Most Interesting Committee in the World
 * Purpose: "I don't always report, but when I do, it's Dos Equis."
 * Owner: mbritton
 * Chairs: him

*Voting Tai Chi/Yogurt (and Yoda) Committee
 * Purpose: to explore the physical and spiritual benefits from voting on committees
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: the union of Asians and Star Wars fans

*In Bed Committee
 * Purpose: to add "in bed" to the end of all the sentences
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: him, tvaughan, mmouscho, anyone else with relevant jokes

*Spocktoberfest Committee
 * Purpose: to drink large amounts of beer and watch Star Trek, and Pon Farr
 * Owner: dkirby
 * Chairs: him, Xander, otsachor

*The RecSec Hates Fun Committee
 * Purpose: to get Broman his own radio show
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: him, guest stars on his radio show

*Mononuclear Fusion Committee
 * Purpose: to make sick people generate energy
 * Owner: mbritton
 * Chairs: him, tvaughan

*Committee to Regulate Class Length
 * Purpose: to equip classrooms with devices that punish teachers for going long on their lectures
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: him, anyone else who wants to help

*Things in a Can Committee
 * Purpose: to simultaneously eat delicious food and destroy the ozone layer
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: him, anyone else who ever got high on nitrous oxide

*Good Question Committee
 * Purpose: that's a good question
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: that's a good question

*Supersonic Limbo Committee
 * Purpose: *the bright shiny sound projectiles make as they just miss your head*; nothing is friendly
 * Owner: pcd
 * Chairs: anybody who limbos supersonically

*Kitty Cthulhu Committee
 * Purpose: *cthulhu* meow
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: #cslounge-kittens

*Committee of Vicarious Sleepers
 * Purpose: to appoint vicarious sleepers for the sleep deprived
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: anyone who got a massive amount of sleep to catch up from an all-nighter

*I'm Going to Sleep... In Bed Committee
 * Purpose: to give a whole old meaning to the phrase "In Bed"
 * Owner: Scorri
 * Chairs: all

*Fonzie Committee
 * Purpose: ayyyyyyyy, beeeeeeee, ceeeeeeeee, deeeeeeeeee, eeeeeeeeeeee
 * Owner: sacunnin
 * Chairs: anyone who can sing the alphabet going ayyyyyyy, beeeeee, ceeeee, ...

*Read to Us, eforney Committee
 * Purpose: to put words in eforney's mouth
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: tbroman

*The Most Dangerous Game Committee
 * Purpose: to play land-shark jumping, hump-catting, bear-dynamite tennis, Cthulhu-hunting, blender toss, supersonic limbo, Diplomacy and Dragons, skyscraper Jenga
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: same as the chairs of the Oh Shit, What Have I Done Committee
 * Note: not to be confused with the Most Dangerous Committee

*Committee to Make labbott a Bagger
 * Purpose: see above
 * Owner: egarbade
 * Chairs: all

*Committee to Appreciate Dave Winters
 * Purpose: to appreciate Dave Winters for all the hard work he does to keep GHC3000 running
 * Owner: pcd
 * Chairs: him, dwinters

*Metaphysical Cobblers Committee
 * Purpose: to look after the souls of everyone in the KGB
 * Owner: tvaughan
 * Chairs: bswolf

*Epic Epithet Committee
 * Purpose: to introduce people
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: tvaughan

*Epic Habitat Committee
 * Purpose: to buy KGB a fortress of solitude and a secret base in the Himalayas
 * Owner: afalk
 * Chairs: her, anyone who wants to make an epic habitat

*KGB is Sillierest Committee
 * Purpose: to make KGB even silliererest
 * Owner: shawn
 * Chairs: the Committee of the Whole

*Interrupting Cow Committee
 * PurpMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 * Owner: jsappel
 * Chairs: him

*Ron Paul Fanfiction Committee
 * Purpose: "And then I saw him: the love of my life. Ron Paul."
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: people who go to KGB improv night

*Aerial Reconnaissance Committee
 * Purpose: to take members of the KGB flying
 * Owner: shawn
 * Chairs: gswagner

*Immediate, Even Sudden, Improvised Musical Instruments Committee
 * Purpose: *blows across bottle*
 * Owner: tvaughan
 * Chairs: "I own all the music committees!"

*That Other Music Committee
 * Purpose: to bankrupt tvaughan
 * Owner: dkirby
 * Chairs: him

*Nostalgia Frankenstein Committee
 * Purpose: to dig up, stitch together, and resurrect the zeitgeist of the '90s
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: "none of you"

*Conspicuous Crossover Committee
 * Purpose: to both anticipate and dread NightRider's Guide to the Galaxy
 * Owner: jcolmar
 * Chairs: him, with special guest star "the rest of the KGB"

*Mirror Universe KGB
 * Purpose: goatees; to act completely normal in every way
 * Owner: sacunnin
 * Chairs: anybody who grows a goatee in the next 5 weeks

*Candy Hospital Committee
 * Purpose: to care for poor sad injured candies
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: whoever decides they want to

*What was the name of this committee? I forgot the joke
 * Purpose: to change eforney's name to Gloria Sleader
 * Owner: angibson
 * Chairs: linguists

*Suspicious Packages Committee
 * Purpose: that awkward moment when you leave your empty package on the street and it blows the whole street down; putting Groucho Marx glasses on boxes
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: people with suspicious packages

*Whoooooo, I'm a Ghoooost Committee
 * Purpose: I'm a ghost or a squid, I dunno
 * Owner: ccolombo
 * Chairs: *squid*

*Squid Exorcism Committee
 * Purpose: to exorcise all the squids; to prevent squids from becoming overweight
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: esummers

*Committee to use Michaela as a Groundhog for Winter
 * Purpose: if Michaela is barefoot, it is not winter
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: Michaela, tbroman, other bright ideas

*Carnegie Mellon64 Committee
 * Purpose: Halloween is coming, I propose we get a bunch of people to dress up like MarioKart characters and run around on campus, make every garbage can look like pipes, place paper banana peels on walkways
 * Owner: mbritton
 * Chairs: him, Bowser

*Japanese Water Torture Committee
 * Purpose: to heal psychological damage from water-based levels, especially those in Ocarina of Time
 * Owner: amckinni
 * Chairs: anyone who has played Ocarina of Time on N64

*KGB Election Commission
 * Purpose: to come up with invalid but lulzy voting systems
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: him, tvaughan, anybody running Movie Night

*Exorcisms Committee
 * Purpose: to banish, destroy and bind all malicious spirits, ghosts and spirits
 * Owner: Xander
 * Chairs: anybody who has successfully performed an exorcism

*Out of Order, Chaos Committee
 * Purpose: to go to Student Senate meetings
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: chairs of the Guild of Calamitous Intent and the Shenanigans Committee

*Ursine Army Commitee
 * Purpose: to create an army with literal bear heads
 * Owner: dbesse
 * Chairs: him and jgg

*Dude, Where's My Submarine? Committee
 * Purpose: the Hunt for Red October
 * Owner: tvaughan
 * Chairs: cshaffer

*Balrog Awareness Committee]
 * Purpose: to keep balrogs from passing; to reduce the foolishness of Tooks; keeping it secret, keeping it safe
 * Owner: bswolf
 * Chairs: Middle Earth

*Committee for Grand Lord Pittsburgh
 * Purpose: because he is watching over all of us
 * Owner: tvaughan
 * Chairs: "Oh God, not $80"

*Create "Walking to the Skyward Sword" Committee
 * Purpose: to replace the ugly monument with a mastersword
 * Owner: amckinni
 * Chairs: everyone besides dkirby

*Questionable Theory Conspiracy Committee
 * Purpose: have you ever seen Batman and Clyde in the same room? have you ever seen Australia and Clyde in the same room?
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: everyone but dkirby

*Most Excellent Film Club Committee
 * Purpose: Every week I pick a movie and then you all watch it, and come up with arcane and obtuse voting systems
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: everyone, including dkirby

*My Commentary Slipped My Mind Committee
 * Purpose: there's a word for this in psychology, dammit
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: ???

*escorney Committee
 * Purpose: that sounds kinky
 * Owner: mnabraha
 * Chairs: everyone including dkirby, except for on Thursdays

*Uncle Shelby Memorial Committee
 * Purpose: to find where the sidewalk ends, and to fall up
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: anyone who can recite an entire Shel Silverstein poem

*Tap-Dancing Xander Committee
 * Purpose: to have Xander do tap dances and other silly dances
 * Owner: otsachor
 * Chairs: him, Xander, anyone who thinks they can make Xander do a dance

*Bring Shank to KGB More Often Committee
 * Purpose: "I need to come to these more often, why don't I?"
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: those who can lift Maija

*Committee for Finding a New Mascot for KGB
 * Purpose: apparently we had one, but nobody knows where it went; firefoxen!
 * Owner: mnabraha
 * Chairs: all

*Good League of Good
 * Purpose: in greatest Pittsburgh day, in brightest light-polluted Pittsburgh night, the Evil League of Evil shall not escape our sight
 * Owner: afalk
 * Chairs: all who oppose things that are not good

*Lovecraftian Horror Assimilation Society
 * Purpose: ooooh, now everyone's Cthulhu!
 * Owner: pcd
 * Chairs: him

*Emily Forney Teapot Committee
 * Purpose: "short and stout... bitch"
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: eforney

*SPAAAAACE Committee
 * Purpose: to explore space, with portals
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: Margaret and Paul's kernel

*Last-Minute Thanksgiving Hunting Committee
 * Purpose: where are those turkeys when you really need them?
 * Owner: rntz
 * Chairs: turkeys

*Neutrality Committee
 * Purpose: to remain neutral
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: all who are neutral

*Arrested Development Chicken Dance Committee
 * Purpose: *dance*
 * Owner: ccolombo
 * Chairs: anybody who ever does an interesting chicken dance

*HAL9000 Committee
 * Purpose: I'm sorry, eforney, I can't answer that
 * Owner: Oren
 * Chairs: him and all of the computers

*Mac and Cheese Committee
 * Purpose: find every Mac computer and make its homepage "cheeseorfont.com", and to find really good mac and cheese
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: Wisconsinites

*Committee to Turn Exec into Lip-Syncing Pop Stars
 * Purpose: yeah, that
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: those who sing along to stupid songs

*I Minored in _____ Committee
 * Purpose: "Yeah I took an art history class, he's right"
 * Owner: Bubbles
 * Chairs: anyone who says "minor" (ever)

*TIE Fighters Committee
 * Purpose: to wildly misinterpret eforney's hand gestures, and also watch Tony Jaa movies; to equip eforney with ion engines
 * Owner: pcd
 * Chairs: anyone who owes the treasurer money

*Kirby and McGinnis Variety Hour
 * Purpose: to tell silly stories and to make Doctor Who references and physics puns and stand on the side of the room
 * Owner: dkirby
 * Chairs: him and memcginn

*Imaginary Numbers Committee
 * Purpose: to create imaginary numbers like threeve and tweight
 * Owner: dkirby
 * Chairs: him

*Shawn and Quuxum Patriotic Memorial Hour
 * Purpose: to bid incredibly large sums for committees, and to have jobs
 * Owner: rntz
 * Chairs: Shawn and Quuxum

*Repeat That in Song Committee
 * Purpose: to repeat that in song
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: him, mmouscho

*Meteorology of Style Committee
 * Purpose: to suggest ways that fashion sense can accommodate inclement weather; to classify fashion styles as hurricane categories
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: him, Bubbles, acrichto, twright

*Pseudonatural Coyote Committee
 * Purpose: to give natural coyotes root privileges
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: quiet people

*Clyde's Bonnie Committee
 * Purpose: to find Clyde a criminal girlfriend to go on a massive crime spree across the United States
 * Owner: tvaughan
 * Chairs: Clyde's future wife

*Committee for Appropriate and Suave Rhythmic Accompaniment
 * Purpose: the little thing eforney did with her ears during the song
 * Owner: kharring
 * Chairs: musicians
 * See also: Committee for Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment

*Companion Cube Sports Committee
 * Purpose: to throw companion cubes
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: all

*eforney is Pretty Committee
 * Purpose: to tell eforney that she is pretty
 * Owner: scunning
 * Chairs: eforney

*Time Police
 * Purpose: keeping the timepiece
 * Owner: dkirby
 * Chairs: him, Oren

*Portalmanteau Committee
 * Purpose: to create coats that keep you warm by having portals to warm places
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: him

*Minimum Bid Committee
 * Purpose: to find the shortest sorority sister
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: all

*Awkward Silence Committee
 * Purpose: *awkward silence*
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: him and jsappel

*Cthublic Transportation Committee
 * Purpose: the tentacles on the bus go bleh bleh bleh...
 * Owner: Oren
 * Chairs: him and anyone else who was at his table at the Cheesecake Factory

*Despicable Boo Committee
 * Purpose: it's so fluffy!
 * Owner: Marlena
 * Chairs: all who wear hats with animals and/or boos

*Time Traveling Salesman Committee
 * Purpose: to deliver packages in O(1) time
 * Owner: mmeyerho
 * Chairs: her, the bug in the room

*North Korean Weapons of Mass Hilarity Committee
 * Purpose: as you know, North Korea is not one of the smartest countries in the world--comically large slingshot
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: anybody who finds North Korea jokes hilarious

*Learned Combi, Forget Basic Math Committee
 * Purpose: to pay tribute to the fact that some people did better on Concepts than Calc finals
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: to be named later

*Time Mafia Committee
 * Purpose: to definitely be a legitimate time pasta establishment, wink wink
 * Owner: amckinni
 * Chairs: Steven, him, Marlena, eforney

*Money Travel Committee
 * Purpose: to move money from point A to point B
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: anybody not chair of the Time Travel Committee

*Random Antidote Committee
 * Purpose: oh a snakebite? Roll this d6
 * Owner: egladdin
 * Chairs: anybody currently poisoned

*Consistent Continuity Committee
 * Purpose: to ensure that for all Doctor Who-related committees, Daleks are bid instead of dollars; make sure people don't change clothes between shots, and to avoid stock footage
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: all 13 of him

*The Floor is Lava Committee
 * Purpose: to inform the general populace when the floor is about to turn into lava
 * Owner: egarbade
 * Chairs: everyone but tbroman

*Committee to Turn Martin Luther King Day into Christmas
 * Purpose: because I had a dream about it
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: Bubbles and Scorri

*#defined Twice Committee
 * Purpose: to interpret Twitter hashtags as IRC channels and vice versa
 * Owner: pcd
 * Chairs: him

*Willy Wonka Bait and Switch Committee
 * Purpose: that candy cane looks a lot like that umbrella...
 * Owner: Marlena
 * Chairs: anyone who can remember at least two lines from one of the movies

*Clyde has 4 Arms Committee
 * Purpose: Clyde has 4 arms
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: anybody related to the number 4 somehow

*Misappropriated Ad Hoc Committee
 * Purpose: to be misappropriated and ad-hoc
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: him

*Everyone Hates Going to Ginger's Committee
 * Purpose: to get more people to go to Ginger's for food after KGB
 * Owner: egarbade
 * Chairs: him and memcginn

*Needlessly Inflammatory Committee
 * Purpose: to save face because a face saved is a face earned
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: anyone who is racist off the Internet

*Committee to Get a Song Stuck in Your Head
 * Purpose: because sharing is caring
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: Rick Astley and Rebecca Black

*Committee to Redefine Perfection
 * Purpose: to create new definitions for words that would otherwise never be used
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: him and tbroman

*Margarita Gets Hurt a Lot Committee
 * Purpose: to share stories when Margarita gets hurt a lot
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: everybody but Margarita

*Uncomfortably Friendly Committee
 * Purpose: to make sure that no qarty emotion, no qarty question goes unanswered; kumquats; qickle barrel; to throw qarties for qretty qatties that are qetty and made of qutty
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: him, jcolmar, egarbade, ccpresea

*Committee to Make Clyde Repeat That in Rufus the Cat's Voice
 * Purpose: to make Clyde repeat that in Rufus the Cat's voice and make clyde give all his officer reports in the same voice, and to supply Clyde with cough drops so he can continue doing it
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: him, Oren, whoever's involved in that D&D thing

*Apathetic League of Neutral Switzerland Committee
 * Purpose: eh, chocolate!
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: people who don't talk during KGB meetings, and himself

*Mispronooncing Wurds Committee
 * Purpose: it's quitay foon
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: anyone not a WASP, or anyone who reports from this committee in an accent

*Eettimmoc Committee
 * Purpose: go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog!
 * Owner: jkoppel
 * Chairs: anyone who has intentionally made their bank account a palindrome

*Deaf Mathematicians Committee
 * Purpose: to increase awareness of sine language
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: anyone who is a Math or CS major or minor

*But It's an Experiment, Right? Committee
 * Purpose: I mean sure, but it was all part of the experiment, right?
 * Owner: tvaughan
 * Chairs: jcolmar

*Dan Kirby Motherly Advice Committee
 * Purpose: because as bad a father as Dan Kirby would make, he'd make an even worse mother
 * Owner: egarbade
 * Chairs: everybody but Dan

*Committee to Turn Clyde into a Scottish Master Thief
 * Purpose: chronicle the adventures of bonny ol' Clyde
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: Clyde

*Committee for Crazy and Unworkable Plans
 * Purpose: I'm going to need a mastiff, a stack of cantelopes dressed as the Pope, and 700 pigeons. Meet me at the Sadie Hawkins Dance.
 * Owner: mbritton
 * Chairs: Him, Keenan, and Kel

*Content-Aware Fill
 * Purpose: to oppose the Committee of the Whole
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: the set of all people who are not chairs of committees

**whoo* Committee
 * Purpose: *holster with twirl*
 * Owner: tvaughan
 * Chairs: you feel lucky, punk?

*Committee to Test the President's Voice
 * Purpose: yeah pretty much that
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: creative people

*The Band
 * Purpose: The Weight
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: anyone who's had code fail to compile with syntax error

*Screw the Rules, I Have Blue Hair Committee
 * Purpose: Clyde's the Sergeant at Arms, he breaks the rules anyways. As long as Clyde's hair is blue, he must speak in purple
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: all but Clyde

*Committee to Bake 46,600 Cookies
 * Purpose: "boop heeheehee"
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: people who don't eat cookie dough before it's baked

*Hackathon Fire Safety Committee
 * Purpose: to set off fireworks outside of Gates
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: any people who go to hackathons

*The Day the Music Died Committee, A.K.A. the KGB A Cappella Choir Committee
 * Purpose: to sing beautifully
 * Owner: kharring
 * Chairs: her, anyone else interested

*Lack of Second Committee
 * Purpose: to hand out fails
 * Owner: ccolombo
 * Chairs: fail (hand motion) and everybody

*Evood Q. Seafvil Memorial Committee
 * Purpose: Evood Seafvil
 * Owner: Oren
 * Chairs: him and tvaughan

*The Committee Formerly Known as "The" Committee
 * Purpose: *beard stroke* "the" purpose[non-null-terminated garbage follows this point]
 * Owner: pcd
 * Chairs: him, anyone who segfaults

*Wean or Doherty Committee
 * Purpose: to have Scaife Hall win every game
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: judges

*Aggressive Pursuit Committee
 * Purpose: pursuing a vehicle is dangerous, pursuing in KGB is boring
 * Owner: egladdin
 * Chairs: anyone who doesn't second

*High Hobbiton Committee
 * Purpose: dude, we should totally get the Fellowship back together!
 * Owner: tvaughan
 * Chairs: him, anybody else who wants to get the Fellowship back together

*Low-Quality Racism Committee
 * Purpose: T-t-t-tostitos!
 * Owner: twright
 * Chairs: him and everyone who recognizes letting Thomas chair a committee about racism is a bad idea

*Committee to steal Clyde Shaffer's Identity
 * Purpose: as stated
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: cshaffer, whoever he happens to be

*Committee to Give Kelly More Guac
 * Purpose: Kelly and to add avocado dip to other committees; guacamole (not the word, some actual guacamole)
 * Owner: twright
 * Chairs: him, everybody else amused by that

*Game of Quantum Thrones Committee
 * Purpose: to measure the Stark effect
 * Owner: amckinni
 * Chairs: unknown

*Committee to Keep Talking About Science
 * Purpose: iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium, europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium, And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium...
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: filibusterers
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