Difference between revisions of "List of committees without wiki pages"

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This is my lazy attempt at committee tracking, which is technically the RecSec's responsibility. Not that anybody else has ever done that. I make no guarantees regarding name collision. Tbroman 23:02, 25 April 2011 (EDT)

See also:

• Category:Committees Stubs

*Old People Committee
  * Purpose: to hand off its chair to somebody else.
  * Owner: jwatzman
  * Chairs: Old people who are not currently chairs of other committees

*KGB Rhythm Committee
  * Purpose: to put no less than 100 needles on each metronome
  * Owner: pcd
  * Chairs: pcd and tvaughan

*Committee to Not Get Eaten by That Other Door
  * Purpose: to warn people about the increasing number of carnivorous doors.
  * Owner: pcd
  * Chairs: himself and everybody beneath his door

*Committee to Make KGB Meetings Go Faster
  * Purpose: Put a ball gag in Sully's mouth.
  * Owner: tbroman
  * Chairs: tbroman and Quuxum

*Rule Phi or (1+sqrt(5))/2 Committee
  * Purpose: To Keep it Classy.
  * Owner: Xander
  * Chairs: all classy members of the KGB.
  * See also: Rule Phi

**shotgun pump-action noise* Committee
  * Purpose: "cool action movie shit and stuff"
  * Owner: dkirby
  * Chairs: dkirby and cshaffer

*Witty One-Liners About Current Events Committee
  * Purpose: You got a wedding? I got a funeral.
  * Owner: memcginn
  * Chairs: himself, other witty people

*Committee to Append Dennis
  * Purpose: to append Dennis
  * Owner: mbritton
  * Chairs: himself, anybody who ever segfaulted while appending Dennis
  * notes: deprecated

*KGB OMGASM Committee
  * Purpose: to restore our status as CMU campus' lovable pranksters
  * Owner: mbritton
  * Chair: him

*Committee to Change its Name By Motion During Discussion
  * Purpose: to be changed by motion during discussion of its creation.
  * Owners: memcginn and dkirby
  * Chairs: them

*Emily Forney Dance Teacher Committee
  * Purpose: to have eforney teach KGB how to Dougie and also Macarena and other dances
  * Owner: pcd
  * Chair: eforney

*Michael J. Sullivan Memorial Committee
  * Purpose: Has that ever stopped us before? and a roll call vote
  * Owner: egladdin
  * Chairs: him, tbroman, Sully

*Puppies Committee
  * Purpose: Kittens!
  * Owner: pcd
  * Chairs: him, mmeyerho, Scorri

*"There's a 7:30A.M.?" Committee
  * Purpose: to experience 7:30A.M. for the first time
  * Owner: dmeng
  * Chairs: him, everyone who pulls all-nighters at CMU (past, present, and future)

*Han Shot First Committee
  * Purpose: to only watch the original version of Star Wars; a parsec is a unit of distance, not time, and Harrison Ford is a badass.
  * Owner: egladdin
  * Chairs: him, Harrison Ford

*Dramatic Speech Committee
  * Purpose: "This committee is the only thing standing between us and a world of desolation!"
  * Owner: rdmarsh
  * Chairs: him, fellow melodramatists

*Nerf Armory Committee
  * Purpose: To arm the KGB with foam rubber weapons
  * Owner: egladdin
  * Chairs: him, people with nerf guns, all members of the Committee to Assassinate the President

*Committee to Absolve the Treasurer of a Debt in the Amount of $5
  * Purpose: as stated in name
  * Owner: goob
  * Chairs: him

*Taxidermy Committee
  * Purpose: to stuff dead things with cotton
  * Owner: jcolmar
  * Chairs: him, anybody with an unhealthy interest in taxidermy

*Committee to Teach Generating Functions to the Freshmen
  * Purpose: as stated in name
  * Owner: rntz
  * Chairs: adamblan

*OHHHH, Everyone's a Linguist! Committee
  * Purpose: "If walls had eyes..."
  * Owner: tvaughan
  * Chairs: all

*Stick Up Your Ass Committee
  * Purpose: to make sure Exec follows Roberts Rules of Order
  * Owner: rntz
  * Chairs: Sully

*Long Distance Committee
  * Purpose: to contribute to meetings from long distance
  * Owner: dkirby
  * Chairs: Scorri

*Kitty Hawk Aviation Memorial Committee
  * Purpose: to make cats and hawks even awesomer and *throwing paper airplanes* and whooaaa, paper airplanes are cool
  * Owner: angibson
  * Chairs: him, chairs of the Committee to Turn Exec into Kittens, the Ad Hawk Committee, and others

*Squid is Abstention and Octopus is Abstention Committee
  * Purpose: If you squid you're abstaining, if you're abstaining you squid; if you octopus you're abstaining, if you're abstaining you octopus
  * Owner: tvaughan
  * Chairs: the Evil Seafood League

*Light Elmo on Fire Committee
  * Purpose: for when you really, really have to give a report like this *in an Elmo voice*
  * Owner: mbritton
  * Chairs: Furby

*Zoning Commission
  * Purpose: to survey large tracts of land
  * Owner: afalk
  * Chairs: afalk, dkirby, otsachor

*Ooooh, Everyone's Not a Linguist! Committee
  * Purpose: to pander graciously to a KGB minority
  * Owner: tbroman
  * Chairs: linguists

*Pravdagami Committee
  * Purpose: to make silly things out of Pravda?!
  * Owner: dmeng
  * Chairs: everyone

*Operation! Committee
  * Purpose: to appendix Dennis
  * Owner: Quuxum
  * Chairs: the set of non-Dennises

*"Ha, I didn't say eforney says!" Committee
 * Purpose: "I want you all to stand up"
 * Owner: shawn
 * Chairs: shawn, Quuxum, eforney

*Hitler was a Red Dragon Committee
 * Purpose: to celebrate the playing of Axis and Dragons
 * Owner: Quuxum
 * Chairs: anyone who has made a Hitler or Dragon parody

*Committee to Do Something About Woodlawn and Spirit Houses
 * Purpose: to do something about Woodlawn and Spirit Houses now that CMU has money
 * Owner: scunning
 * Chairs: scunning and sacunnin

*Glorious People's Paper Air Force Committee
 * Purpose: *paper airplane flying*
 * Owner: pcd
 * Chairs: him, paper airplane makers

*The Most Interesting Committee in the World
 * Purpose: "I don't always report, but when I do, it's Dos Equis."
 * Owner: mbritton
 * Chairs: him

*Voting Tai Chi/Yogurt (and Yoda) Committee
 * Purpose: to explore the physical and spiritual benefits from voting on committees
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: the union of Asians and Star Wars fans

*In Bed Committee
 * Purpose: to add "in bed" to the end of all the sentences
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: him, tvaughan, mmouscho, anyone else with relevant jokes

*Spocktoberfest Committee
 * Purpose: to drink large amounts of beer and watch Star Trek, and Pon Farr
 * Owner: dkirby
 * Chairs: him, Xander, otsachor

*The RecSec Hates Fun Committee
 * Purpose: to get Broman his own radio show
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: him, guest stars on his radio show

*Mononuclear Fusion Committee
 * Purpose: to make sick people generate energy
 * Owner: mbritton
 * Chairs: him, tvaughan

*Committee to Regulate Class Length
 * Purpose: to equip classrooms with devices that punish teachers for going long on their lectures
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: him, anyone else who wants to help

*Things in a Can Committee
 * Purpose: to simultaneously eat delicious food and destroy the ozone layer
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: him, anyone else who ever got high on nitrous oxide

*Good Question Committee
 * Purpose: that's a good question
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: that's a good question

*Supersonic Limbo Committee
 * Purpose: *the bright shiny sound projectiles make as they just miss your head*; nothing is friendly
 * Owner: pcd
 * Chairs: anybody who limbos supersonically

*Kitty Cthulhu Committee
 * Purpose: *cthulhu* meow
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: #cslounge-kittens

*Committee of Vicarious Sleepers
 * Purpose: to appoint vicarious sleepers for the sleep deprived
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: anyone who got a massive amount of sleep to catch up from an all-nighter

*I'm Going to Sleep... In Bed Committee
 * Purpose: to give a whole old meaning to the phrase "In Bed"
 * Owner: Scorri
 * Chairs: all

*Fonzie Committee
 * Purpose: ayyyyyyyy, beeeeeeee, ceeeeeeeee, deeeeeeeeee, eeeeeeeeeeee
 * Owner: sacunnin
 * Chairs: anyone who can sing the alphabet going ayyyyyyy, beeeeee, ceeeee, ...

*Read to Us, eforney Committee
 * Purpose: to put words in eforney's mouth
 * Owner: tbroman
 * Chairs: tbroman

*The Most Dangerous Game Committee
 * Purpose: to play land-shark jumping, hump-catting, bear-dynamite tennis, Cthulhu-hunting, blender toss, supersonic limbo, Diplomacy and Dragons, skyscraper Jenga
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: same as the chairs of the Oh Shit, What Have I Done Committee
 * Note: not to be confused with the Most Dangerous Committee

*Committee to Make labbott a Bagger
 * Purpose: see above
 * Owner: egarbade
 * Chairs: all

*Committee to Appreciate Dave Winters
 * Purpose: to appreciate Dave Winters for all the hard work he does to keep GHC3000 running
 * Owner: pcd
 * Chairs: him, dwinters

*Metaphysical Cobblers Committee
 * Purpose: to look after the souls of everyone in the KGB
 * Owner: tvaughan
 * Chairs: bswolf

*Epic Epithet Committee
 * Purpose: to introduce people
 * Owner: dmeng
 * Chairs: tvaughan

*Epic Habitat Committee
 * Purpose: to buy KGB a fortress of solitude and a secret base in the Himalayas
 * Owner: afalk
 * Chairs: her, anyone who wants to make an epic habitat

*KGB is Sillierest Committee
 * Purpose: to make KGB even silliererest
 * Owner: shawn
 * Chairs: the Committee of the Whole

*Interrupting Cow Committee
 * PurpMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 * Owner: jsappel
 * Chairs: him

*Ron Paul Fanfiction Committee
 * Purpose: "And then I saw him: the love of my life. Ron Paul."
 * Owner: memcginn
 * Chairs: people who go to KGB improv night

*Aerial Reconnaissance Committee
 * Purpose: to take members of the KGB flying
 * Owner: shawn
 * Chairs: gswagner