List of committees without wiki pages

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This is my lazy attempt at committee tracking, which is technically the RecSec's responsibility. Not that anybody else has ever done that. I make no guarantees regarding name collision. Tbroman 23:02, 25 April 2011 (EDT)

See also:

• Category:Committees Stubs

*Old People Committee
  * Purpose: to hand off its chair to somebody else.
  * Owner: jwatzman
  * Chairs: Old people who are not currently chairs of other committees

*KGB Rhythm Committee
  * Purpose: to put no less than 100 needles on each metronome
  * Owner: pcd
  * Chairs: pcd and tvaughan

*Committee to Not Get Eaten by That Other Door
  * Purpose: to warn people about the increasing number of carnivorous doors.
  * Owner: pcd
  * Chairs: himself and everybody beneath his door

*Committee to Make KGB Meetings Go Faster
  * Purpose: Put a ball gag in Sully's mouth.
  * Owner: tbroman
  * Chairs: tbroman and Quuxum

*Rule Phi or (1+sqrt(5))/2 Committee
  * Purpose: To Keep it Classy.
  * Owner: Xander
  * Chairs: all classy members of the KGB.
  * See also: Rule Phi

**shotgun pump-action noise* Committee
  * Purpose: "cool action movie shit and stuff"
  * Owner: dkirby
  * Chairs: dkirby and cshaffer

*Witty One-Liners About Current Events Committee
  * Purpose: You got a wedding? I got a funeral.
  * Owner: memcginn
  * Chairs: himself, other witty people

*Committee to Append Dennis
  * Purpose: to append Dennis
  * Owner: mbritton
  * Chairs: himself, anybody who ever segfaulted while appending Dennis

*KGB OMGASM Committee
  * Purpose: to restore our status as CMU campus' lovable pranksters
  * Owner: mbritton
  * Chair: him

*Committee to Change its Name By Motion During Discussion
  * Purpose: to be changed by motion during discussion of its creation.
  * Owners: memcginn and dkirby
  * Chairs: them

*Emily Forney Dance Teacher Committee
  * Purpose: to have eforney teach KGB how to Dougie and also Macarena and other dances
  * Owner: pcd
  * Chair: eforney

*Michael J. Sullivan Memorial Committee
  * Purpose: Has that ever stopped us before? and a roll call vote
  * Owner: egladdin
  * Chairs: him, tbroman, Sully

*Puppies Committee
  * Purpose: Kittens!
  * Owner: pcd
  * Chairs: him, mmeyerho, Scorri

*"There's a 7:30A.M.?" Committee
  * Purpose: to experience 7:30A.M. for the first time
  * Owner: dmeng
  * Chairs: him, everyone who pulls all-nighters at CMU (past, present, and future)

*Han Shot First Committee
  * Purpose: to only watch the original version of Star Wars; a parsec is a unit of distance, not time, and Harrison Ford is a badass.
  * Owner: egladdin
  * Chairs: him, Harrison Ford

*Dramatic Speech Committee
  * Purpose: "This committee is the only thing standing between us and a world of desolation!"
  * Owner: rdmarsh
  * Chairs: him, fellow melodramatists

*Nerf Armory Committee
  * Purpose: To arm the KGB with foam rubber weapons
  * Owner: egladdin
  * Chairs: him, people with nerf guns, all members of the Committee to Assassinate the President

*Committee to Absolve the Treasurer of a Debt in the Amount of $5
  * Purpose: as stated in name
  * Owner: goob
  * Chairs: him

*Taxidermy Committee
  * Purpose: to stuff dead things with cotton
  * Owner: jcolmar
  * Chairs: him, anybody with an unhealthy interest in taxidermy

*Committee to Teach Generating Functions to the Freshmen
  * Purpose: as stated in name
  * Owner: rntz
  * Chairs: adamblan

*OHHHH, Everyone's a Linguist! Committee
  * Purpose: "If walls had eyes..."
  * Owner: tvaughan
  * Chairs: all

*Stick Up Your Ass Committee
  * Purpose: to make sure Exec follows Roberts Rules of Order
  * Owner: rntz
  * Chairs: Sully

*Long Distance Committee
  * Purpose: to contribute to meetings from long distance
  * Owner: dkirby
  * Chairs: Scorri

*Kitty Hawk Aviation Memorial Committee
  * Purpose: to make cats and hawks even awesomer and *throwing paper airplanes* and whooaaa, paper airplanes are cool
  * Owner: angibson
  * Chairs: him, chairs of the Committee to Turn Exec into Kittens, the Ad Hawk Committee, and others

*Squid is Abstention and Octopus is Abstention Committee
  * Purpose: If you squid you're abstaining, if you're abstaining you squid; if you octopus you're abstaining, if you're abstaining you octopus
  * Owner: tvaughan
  * Chairs: the Evil Seafood League

*Light Elmo on Fire Committee
  * Purpose: for when you really, really have to give a report like this *in an Elmo voice*
  * Owner: mbritton
  * Chairs: Furby