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This is my lazy attempt at committee tracking, which is technically the RecSec's responsibility. Not that anybody else has ever done that. I make no guarantees regarding name collision. Tbroman 23:02, 25 April 2011 (EDT)
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*Old People Committee * Purpose: to hand off its chair to somebody else. * Owner: jwatzman * Chairs: Old people who are not currently chairs of other committees
*KGB Rhythm Committee * Purpose: to put no less than 100 needles on each metronome * Owner: pcd * Chairs: pcd and tvaughan
*Committee to Not Get Eaten by That Other Door * Purpose: to warn people about the increasing number of carnivorous doors. * Owner: pcd * Chairs: himself and everybody beneath his door
*Committee to Make KGB Meetings Go Faster * Purpose: Put a ball gag in Sully's mouth. * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: tbroman and Quuxum
*Rule Phi or (1+sqrt(5))/2 Committee * Purpose: To Keep it Classy. * Owner: Xander * Chairs: all classy members of the KGB. * See also: Rule Phi
**shotgun pump-action noise* Committee * Purpose: "cool action movie shit and stuff" * Owner: dkirby * Chairs: dkirby and cshaffer
*Witty One-Liners About Current Events Committee * Purpose: You got a wedding? I got a funeral. * Owner: memcginn * Chairs: himself, other witty people
*Committee to Append Dennis * Purpose: to append Dennis * Owner: mbritton * Chairs: himself, anybody who ever segfaulted while appending Dennis * notes: deprecated
*KGB OMGASM Committee * Purpose: to restore our status as CMU campus' lovable pranksters * Owner: mbritton * Chair: him
*Committee to Change its Name By Motion During Discussion * Purpose: to be changed by motion during discussion of its creation. * Owners: memcginn and dkirby * Chairs: them
*Emily Forney Dance Teacher Committee * Purpose: to have eforney teach KGB how to Dougie and also Macarena and other dances * Owner: pcd * Chair: eforney
*Michael J. Sullivan Memorial Committee * Purpose: Has that ever stopped us before? and a roll call vote * Owner: egladdin * Chairs: him, tbroman, Sully
*Puppies Committee * Purpose: Kittens! * Owner: pcd * Chairs: him, mmeyerho, Scorri
*"There's a 7:30A.M.?" Committee * Purpose: to experience 7:30A.M. for the first time * Owner: dmeng * Chairs: him, everyone who pulls all-nighters at CMU (past, present, and future)
*Han Shot First Committee * Purpose: to only watch the original version of Star Wars; a parsec is a unit of distance, not time, and Harrison Ford is a badass. * Owner: egladdin * Chairs: him, Harrison Ford
*Dramatic Speech Committee * Purpose: "This committee is the only thing standing between us and a world of desolation!" * Owner: rdmarsh * Chairs: him, fellow melodramatists
*Nerf Armory Committee * Purpose: To arm the KGB with foam rubber weapons * Owner: egladdin * Chairs: him, people with nerf guns, all members of the Committee to Assassinate the President
*Committee to Absolve the Treasurer of a Debt in the Amount of $5 * Purpose: as stated in name * Owner: goob * Chairs: him
*Taxidermy Committee * Purpose: to stuff dead things with cotton * Owner: jcolmar * Chairs: him, anybody with an unhealthy interest in taxidermy
*Committee to Teach Generating Functions to the Freshmen * Purpose: as stated in name * Owner: rntz * Chairs: adamblan
*OHHHH, Everyone's a Linguist! Committee * Purpose: "If walls had eyes..." * Owner: tvaughan * Chairs: all
*Stick Up Your Ass Committee * Purpose: to make sure Exec follows Roberts Rules of Order * Owner: rntz * Chairs: Sully
*Long Distance Committee * Purpose: to contribute to meetings from long distance * Owner: dkirby * Chairs: Scorri
*Kitty Hawk Aviation Memorial Committee * Purpose: to make cats and hawks even awesomer and *throwing paper airplanes* and whooaaa, paper airplanes are cool * Owner: angibson * Chairs: him, chairs of the Committee to Turn Exec into Kittens, the Ad Hawk Committee, and others
*Squid is Abstention and Octopus is Abstention Committee * Purpose: If you squid you're abstaining, if you're abstaining you squid; if you octopus you're abstaining, if you're abstaining you octopus * Owner: tvaughan * Chairs: the Evil Seafood League
*Light Elmo on Fire Committee * Purpose: for when you really, really have to give a report like this *in an Elmo voice* * Owner: mbritton * Chairs: Furby
*Zoning Commission * Purpose: to survey large tracts of land * Owner: afalk * Chairs: afalk, dkirby, otsachor
*Ooooh, Everyone's Not a Linguist! Committee * Purpose: to pander graciously to a KGB minority * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: linguists
*Pravdagami Committee * Purpose: to make silly things out of Pravda?! * Owner: dmeng * Chairs: everyone
*Operation! Committee * Purpose: to appendix Dennis * Owner: Quuxum * Chairs: the set of non-Dennises
*"Ha, I didn't say eforney says!" Committee * Purpose: "I want you all to stand up" * Owner: shawn * Chairs: shawn, Quuxum, eforney
*Hitler was a Red Dragon Committee * Purpose: to celebrate the playing of Axis and Dragons * Owner: Quuxum * Chairs: anyone who has made a Hitler or Dragon parody
*Committee to Do Something About Woodlawn and Spirit Houses * Purpose: to do something about Woodlawn and Spirit Houses now that CMU has money * Owner: scunning * Chairs: scunning and sacunnin
*Glorious People's Paper Air Force Committee * Purpose: *paper airplane flying* * Owner: pcd * Chairs: him, paper airplane makers
*The Most Interesting Committee in the World * Purpose: "I don't always report, but when I do, it's Dos Equis." * Owner: mbritton * Chairs: him
*Voting Tai Chi/Yogurt (and Yoda) Committee * Purpose: to explore the physical and spiritual benefits from voting on committees * Owner: dmeng * Chairs: the union of Asians and Star Wars fans
*In Bed Committee * Purpose: to add "in bed" to the end of all the sentences * Owner: memcginn * Chairs: him, tvaughan, mmouscho, anyone else with relevant jokes
*Spocktoberfest Committee * Purpose: to drink large amounts of beer and watch Star Trek, and Pon Farr * Owner: dkirby * Chairs: him, Xander, otsachor
*The RecSec Hates Fun Committee * Purpose: to get Broman his own radio show * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: him, guest stars on his radio show
*Mononuclear Fusion Committee * Purpose: to make sick people generate energy * Owner: mbritton * Chairs: him, tvaughan
*Committee to Regulate Class Length * Purpose: to equip classrooms with devices that punish teachers for going long on their lectures * Owner: memcginn * Chairs: him, anyone else who wants to help
*Things in a Can Committee * Purpose: to simultaneously eat delicious food and destroy the ozone layer * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: him, anyone else who ever got high on nitrous oxide
*Good Question Committee * Purpose: that's a good question * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: that's a good question
*Supersonic Limbo Committee * Purpose: *the bright shiny sound projectiles make as they just miss your head*; nothing is friendly * Owner: pcd * Chairs: anybody who limbos supersonically
*Kitty Cthulhu Committee * Purpose: *cthulhu* meow * Owner: dmeng * Chairs: #cslounge-kittens
*Committee of Vicarious Sleepers * Purpose: to appoint vicarious sleepers for the sleep deprived * Owner: dmeng * Chairs: anyone who got a massive amount of sleep to catch up from an all-nighter
*I'm Going to Sleep... In Bed Committee * Purpose: to give a whole old meaning to the phrase "In Bed" * Owner: Scorri * Chairs: all
*Fonzie Committee * Purpose: ayyyyyyyy, beeeeeeee, ceeeeeeeee, deeeeeeeeee, eeeeeeeeeeee * Owner: sacunnin * Chairs: anyone who can sing the alphabet going ayyyyyyy, beeeeee, ceeeee, ...
*Read to Us, eforney Committee * Purpose: to put words in eforney's mouth * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: tbroman
*The Most Dangerous Game Committee * Purpose: to play land-shark jumping, hump-catting, bear-dynamite tennis, Cthulhu-hunting, blender toss, supersonic limbo, Diplomacy and Dragons, skyscraper Jenga * Owner: dmeng * Chairs: same as the chairs of the Oh Shit, What Have I Done Committee * Note: not to be confused with the Most Dangerous Committee
*Committee to Make labbott a Bagger * Purpose: see above * Owner: egarbade * Chairs: all
*Committee to Appreciate Dave Winters * Purpose: to appreciate Dave Winters for all the hard work he does to keep GHC3000 running * Owner: pcd * Chairs: him, dwinters
*Metaphysical Cobblers Committee * Purpose: to look after the souls of everyone in the KGB * Owner: tvaughan * Chairs: bswolf
*Epic Epithet Committee * Purpose: to introduce people * Owner: dmeng * Chairs: tvaughan
*Epic Habitat Committee * Purpose: to buy KGB a fortress of solitude and a secret base in the Himalayas * Owner: afalk * Chairs: her, anyone who wants to make an epic habitat
*KGB is Sillierest Committee * Purpose: to make KGB even silliererest * Owner: shawn * Chairs: the Committee of the Whole
*Interrupting Cow Committee * PurpMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * Owner: jsappel * Chairs: him
*Ron Paul Fanfiction Committee * Purpose: "And then I saw him: the love of my life. Ron Paul." * Owner: memcginn * Chairs: people who go to KGB improv night
*Aerial Reconnaissance Committee * Purpose: to take members of the KGB flying * Owner: shawn * Chairs: gswagner
*Immediate, Even Sudden, Improvised Musical Instruments Committee * Purpose: *blows across bottle* * Owner: tvaughan * Chairs: "I own all the music committees!"
*That Other Music Committee * Purpose: to bankrupt tvaughan * Owner: dkirby * Chairs: him
*Nostalgia Frankenstein Committee * Purpose: to dig up, stitch together, and resurrect the zeitgeist of the '90s * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: "none of you"
*Conspicuous Crossover Committee * Purpose: to both anticipate and dread NightRider's Guide to the Galaxy * Owner: jcolmar * Chairs: him, with special guest star "the rest of the KGB"
*Mirror Universe KGB * Purpose: goatees; to act completely normal in every way * Owner: sacunnin * Chairs: anybody who grows a goatee in the next 5 weeks
*Candy Hospital Committee * Purpose: to care for poor sad injured candies * Owner: memcginn * Chairs: whoever decides they want to
*What was the name of this committee? I forgot the joke * Purpose: to change eforney's name to Gloria Sleader * Owner: angibson * Chairs: linguists
*Suspicious Packages Committee * Purpose: that awkward moment when you leave your empty package on the street and it blows the whole street down; putting Groucho Marx glasses on boxes * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: people with suspicious packages
*Whoooooo, I'm a Ghoooost Committee * Purpose: I'm a ghost or a squid, I dunno * Owner: ccolombo * Chairs: *squid*
*Squid Exorcism Committee * Purpose: to exorcise all the squids; to prevent squids from becoming overweight * Owner: memcginn * Chairs: esummers
*Committee to use Michaela as a Groundhog for Winter * Purpose: if Michaela is barefoot, it is not winter * Owner: memcginn * Chairs: Michaela, tbroman, other bright ideas
*Carnegie Mellon64 Committee * Purpose: Halloween is coming, I propose we get a bunch of people to dress up like MarioKart characters and run around on campus, make every garbage can look like pipes, place paper banana peels on walkways * Owner: mbritton * Chairs: him, Bowser
*Japanese Water Torture Committee * Purpose: to heal psychological damage from water-based levels, especially those in Ocarina of Time * Owner: amckinni * Chairs: anyone who has played Ocarina of Time on N64
*KGB Election Commission * Purpose: to come up with invalid but lulzy voting systems * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: him, tvaughan, anybody running Movie Night
*Exorcisms Committee * Purpose: to banish, destroy and bind all malicious spirits, ghosts and spirits * Owner: Xander * Chairs: anybody who has successfully performed an exorcism
*Out of Order, Chaos Committee * Purpose: to go to Student Senate meetings * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: chairs of the Guild of Calamitous Intent and the Shenanigans Committee
*Ursine Army Commitee * Purpose: to create an army with literal bear heads * Owner: dbesse * Chairs: him and jgg
*Dude, Where's My Submarine? Committee * Purpose: the Hunt for Red October * Owner: tvaughan * Chairs: cshaffer
*Balrog Awareness Committee] * Purpose: to keep balrogs from passing; to reduce the foolishness of Tooks; keeping it secret, keeping it safe * Owner: bswolf * Chairs: Middle Earth
*Committee for Grand Lord Pittsburgh * Purpose: because he is watching over all of us * Owner: tvaughan * Chairs: "Oh God, not $80"
*Create "Walking to the Skyward Sword" Committee * Purpose: to replace the ugly monument with a mastersword * Owner: amckinni * Chairs: everyone besides dkirby
*Questionable Theory Conspiracy Committee * Purpose: have you ever seen Batman and Clyde in the same room? have you ever seen Australia and Clyde in the same room? * Owner: memcginn * Chairs: everyone but dkirby
*Most Excellent Film Club Committee * Purpose: Every week I pick a movie and then you all watch it, and come up with arcane and obtuse voting systems * Owner: memcginn * Chairs: everyone, including dkirby
*My Commentary Slipped My Mind Committee * Purpose: there's a word for this in psychology, dammit * Owner: dmeng * Chairs: ???
*escorney Committee * Purpose: that sounds kinky * Owner: mnabraha * Chairs: everyone including dkirby, except for on Thursdays
*Uncle Shelby Memorial Committee * Purpose: to find where the sidewalk ends, and to fall up * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: anyone who can recite an entire Shel Silverstein poem
*Tap-Dancing Xander Committee * Purpose: to have Xander do tap dances and other silly dances * Owner: otsachor * Chairs: him, Xander, anyone who thinks they can make Xander do a dance
*Bring Shank to KGB More Often Committee * Purpose: "I need to come to these more often, why don't I?" * Owner: dmeng * Chairs: those who can lift Maija
*Committee for Finding a New Mascot for KGB * Purpose: apparently we had one, but nobody knows where it went; firefoxen! * Owner: mnabraha * Chairs: all
*Good League of Good * Purpose: in greatest Pittsburgh day, in brightest light-polluted Pittsburgh night, the Evil League of Evil shall not escape our sight * Owner: afalk * Chairs: all who oppose things that are not good
*Lovecraftian Horror Assimilation Society * Purpose: ooooh, now everyone's Cthulhu! * Owner: pcd * Chairs: him
*Emily Forney Teapot Committee * Purpose: "short and stout... bitch" * Owner: dmeng * Chairs: eforney
*SPAAAAACE Committee * Purpose: to explore space, with portals * Owner: dmeng * Chairs: Margaret and Paul's kernel
*Last-Minute Thanksgiving Hunting Committee * Purpose: where are those turkeys when you really need them? * Owner: rntz * Chairs: turkeys
*Neutrality Committee * Purpose: to remain neutral * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: all who are neutral
*Arrested Development Chicken Dance Committee * Purpose: *dance* * Owner: ccolombo * Chairs: anybody who ever does an interesting chicken dance
*HAL9000 Committee * Purpose: I'm sorry, eforney, I can't answer that * Owner: Oren * Chairs: him and all of the computers
*Mac and Cheese Committee * Purpose: find every Mac computer and make its homepage "cheeseorfont.com", and to find really good mac and cheese * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: Wisconsinites
*Committee to Turn Exec into Lip-Syncing Pop Stars * Purpose: yeah, that * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: those who sing along to stupid songs
*I Minored in _____ Committee * Purpose: "Yeah I took an art history class, he's right" * Owner: Bubbles * Chairs: anyone who says "minor" (ever)
*TIE Fighters Committee * Purpose: to wildly misinterpret eforney's hand gestures, and also watch Tony Jaa movies; to equip eforney with ion engines * Owner: pcd * Chairs: anyone who owes the treasurer money
*Kirby and McGinnis Variety Hour * Purpose: to tell silly stories and to make Doctor Who references and physics puns and stand on the side of the room * Owner: dkirby * Chairs: him and memcginn
*Imaginary Numbers Committee * Purpose: to create imaginary numbers like threeve and tweight * Owner: dkirby * Chairs: him
*Shawn and Quuxum Patriotic Memorial Hour * Purpose: to bid incredibly large sums for committees, and to have jobs * Owner: rntz * Chairs: Shawn and Quuxum
*Repeat That in Song Committee * Purpose: to repeat that in song * Owner: memcginn * Chairs: him, mmouscho
*Meteorology of Style Committee * Purpose: to suggest ways that fashion sense can accommodate inclement weather; to classify fashion styles as hurricane categories * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: him, Bubbles, acrichto, twright
*Pseudonatural Coyote Committee * Purpose: to give natural coyotes root privileges * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: quiet people
*Clyde's Bonnie Committee * Purpose: to find Clyde a criminal girlfriend to go on a massive crime spree across the United States * Owner: tvaughan * Chairs: Clyde's future wife
*Committee for Appropriate and Suave Rhythmic Accompaniment * Purpose: the little thing eforney did with her ears during the song * Owner: kharring * Chairs: musicians * See also: Committee for Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment
*Committee to Reclassify the Kingdoms of Life * Purpose: to append trees and life forms to the animal kingdom so the statement on the board is valid * Owner: Marlena * Chairs: anyone whose spirit animal is now a vegetable
*Companion Cube Sports Committee * Purpose: to throw companion cubes * Owner: dmeng * Chairs: all
*eforney is Pretty Committee * Purpose: to tell eforney that she is pretty * Owner: scunning * Chairs: eforney
*Time Police * Purpose: keeping the timepiece * Owner: dkirby * Chairs: him, Oren
*Portalmanteau Committee * Purpose: to create coats that keep you warm by having portals to warm places * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: him
*Minimum Bid Committee * Purpose: to find the shortest sorority sister * Owner: memcginn * Chairs: all
*Awkward Silence Committee * Purpose: *awkward silence* * Owner: dmeng * Chairs: him and jsappel
*Cthublic Transportation Committee * Purpose: the tentacles on the bus go bleh bleh bleh... * Owner: Oren * Chairs: him and anyone else who was at his table at the Cheesecake Factory
*Despicable Boo Committee * Purpose: it's so fluffy! * Owner: Marlena * Chairs: all who wear hats with animals and/or boos
*Committee to Explain Xander's Jokes * Purpose: for somebody to figure out and explain Xander's jokes * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: him, Booth chairs
*Time Traveling Salesman Committee * Purpose: to deliver packages in O(1) time * Owner: mmeyerho * Chairs: her, the bug in the room
*North Korean Weapons of Mass Hilarity Committee * Purpose: as you know, North Korea is not one of the smartest countries in the world--comically large slingshot * Owner: memcginn * Chairs: anybody who finds North Korea jokes hilarious
*Learned Combi, Forget Basic Math Committee * Purpose: to pay tribute to the fact that some people did better on Concepts than Calc finals * Owner: memcginn * Chairs: to be named later
*Time Mafia Committee * Purpose: to definitely be a legitimate time pasta establishment, wink wink * Owner: amckinni * Chairs: Steven, him, Marlena, eforney
*Money Travel Committee * Purpose: to move money from point A to point B * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: anybody not chair of the Time Travel Committee
*Random Antidote Committee * Purpose: oh a snakebite? Roll this d6 * Owner: egladdin * Chairs: anybody currently poisoned
*Consistent Continuity Committee * Purpose: to ensure that for all Doctor Who-related committees, Daleks are bid instead of dollars; make sure people don't change clothes between shots, and to avoid stock footage * Owner: memcginn * Chairs: all 13 of him
*The Floor is Lava Committee * Purpose: to inform the general populace when the floor is about to turn into lava * Owner: egarbade * Chairs: everyone but tbroman
*Committee to Turn Martin Luther King Day into Christmas * Purpose: because I had a dream about it * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: Bubbles and Scorri
*#defined Twice Committee * Purpose: to interpret Twitter hashtags as IRC channels and vice versa * Owner: pcd * Chairs: him
*Willy Wonka Bait and Switch Committee * Purpose: that candy cane looks a lot like that umbrella... * Owner: Marlena * Chairs: anyone who can remember at least two lines from one of the movies
*Clyde has 4 Arms Committee * Purpose: Clyde has 4 arms * Chairs: memcginn * Owner: anybody related to the number 4 somehow
