Eforney

Emily Lynn Forney.
Her last name is pronounced 4knee.
She's in the class of 2012 usually.
She is a CS major.
She is a Linguistics major.
Она тоже изучает русский язык.
Her eyes are two different colors.
She comes from Sohio.
She plays trombone.
Sometimes billiards too.
Her peacoat is peagreen.
Her initials are indeed ELF.
A moose named Clam lives in her pocket.
Jboning was her son, but no longer.
She's in a sorority???
She's a double-agent.
She writes for readme.
She isn't as random as you all but that's okay.

SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?! (it's not me anymore! try my successor.)

Officer Dossiers:

Corresponding Secretary, 2009-2010:

Emily was raised by herons on the banks of the Ohio River in Cincinnati. There she learned the secrets of all tongues, developing communication skills in English, Latin, Heron, Russian, Morse, Binary, Dvorak, and many more. She can communicate with darn-near anything, save for the elusive cucumber which has always treated her with disdain.

Feeling it was finally time to leave the nest, she migrated north along the river until it split and she found herself in Pittsburgh. Now she roams freely (on all four knees), equipped with only a trombone, a stuffed moose, and her own observational skills.

If you gaze into her eyes, you will notice they are two different colors. However, as soon as you look away, they are the same indeterminate shade of grey.

Australian Totem Animal: the kookaburra

Written by: eforney

First Vice President, 2010-2011:

Preceded by ntr

Corresponding Secretary 2009-2010

Succeeded by $NEW_CORSEC