List of committees without wiki pages
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This is my lazy attempt at committee tracking, which is technically the RecSec's responsibility. Not that anybody else has ever done that. I make no guarantees regarding name collision. Tbroman 23:02, 25 April 2011 (EDT)
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*Old People Committee * Purpose: to hand off its chair to somebody else. * Owner: jwatzman * Chairs: Old people who are not currently chairs of other committees
*KGB Rhythm Committee * Purpose: to put no less than 100 needles on each metronome * Owner: pcd * Chairs: pcd and tvaughan
*Committee to Not Get Eaten by That Other Door * Purpose: to warn people about the increasing number of carnivorous doors. * Owner: pcd * Chairs: himself and everybody beneath his door
*Committee to Make KGB Meetings Go Faster * Purpose: Put a ball gag in Sully's mouth. * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: tbroman and Quuxum
*Rule Phi or (1+sqrt(5))/2 Committee * Purpose: To Keep it Classy. * Owner: Xander * Chairs: all classy members of the KGB. * See also: Rule Phi
**shotgun pump-action noise* Committee * Purpose: "cool action movie shit and stuff" * Owner: dkirby * Chairs: dkirby and cshaffer
*Witty One-Liners About Current Events Committee * Purpose: You got a wedding? I got a funeral. * Owner: memcginn * Chairs: himself, other witty people
*Committee to Append Dennis * Purpose: to append Dennis * Owner: mbritton * Chairs: himself, anybody who ever segfaulted while appending Dennis * notes: deprecated
*KGB OMGASM Committee * Purpose: to restore our status as CMU campus' lovable pranksters * Owner: mbritton * Chair: him
*Committee to Change its Name By Motion During Discussion * Purpose: to be changed by motion during discussion of its creation. * Owners: memcginn and dkirby * Chairs: them
*Emily Forney Dance Teacher Committee * Purpose: to have eforney teach KGB how to Dougie and also Macarena and other dances * Owner: pcd * Chair: eforney
*Michael J. Sullivan Memorial Committee * Purpose: Has that ever stopped us before? and a roll call vote * Owner: egladdin * Chairs: him, tbroman, Sully
*Puppies Committee * Purpose: Kittens! * Owner: pcd * Chairs: him, mmeyerho, Scorri
*"There's a 7:30A.M.?" Committee * Purpose: to experience 7:30A.M. for the first time * Owner: dmeng * Chairs: him, everyone who pulls all-nighters at CMU (past, present, and future)
*Han Shot First Committee * Purpose: to only watch the original version of Star Wars; a parsec is a unit of distance, not time, and Harrison Ford is a badass. * Owner: egladdin * Chairs: him, Harrison Ford
*Dramatic Speech Committee * Purpose: "This committee is the only thing standing between us and a world of desolation!" * Owner: rdmarsh * Chairs: him, fellow melodramatists
*Nerf Armory Committee * Purpose: To arm the KGB with foam rubber weapons * Owner: egladdin * Chairs: him, people with nerf guns, all members of the Committee to Assassinate the President
*Committee to Absolve the Treasurer of a Debt in the Amount of $5 * Purpose: as stated in name * Owner: goob * Chairs: him
*Taxidermy Committee * Purpose: to stuff dead things with cotton * Owner: jcolmar * Chairs: him, anybody with an unhealthy interest in taxidermy
*Committee to Teach Generating Functions to the Freshmen * Purpose: as stated in name * Owner: rntz * Chairs: adamblan
*OHHHH, Everyone's a Linguist! Committee * Purpose: "If walls had eyes..." * Owner: tvaughan * Chairs: all
*Stick Up Your Ass Committee * Purpose: to make sure Exec follows Roberts Rules of Order * Owner: rntz * Chairs: Sully
*Long Distance Committee * Purpose: to contribute to meetings from long distance * Owner: dkirby * Chairs: Scorri
*Kitty Hawk Aviation Memorial Committee * Purpose: to make cats and hawks even awesomer and *throwing paper airplanes* and whooaaa, paper airplanes are cool * Owner: angibson * Chairs: him, chairs of the Committee to Turn Exec into Kittens, the Ad Hawk Committee, and others
*Squid is Abstention and Octopus is Abstention Committee * Purpose: If you squid you're abstaining, if you're abstaining you squid; if you octopus you're abstaining, if you're abstaining you octopus * Owner: tvaughan * Chairs: the Evil Seafood League
*Light Elmo on Fire Committee * Purpose: for when you really, really have to give a report like this *in an Elmo voice* * Owner: mbritton * Chairs: Furby
*Zoning Commission * Purpose: to survey large tracts of land * Owner: afalk * Chairs: afalk, dkirby, otsachor
*Ooooh, Everyone's Not a Linguist! Committee * Purpose: to pander graciously to a KGB minority * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: linguists
*Pravdagami Committee * Purpose: to make silly things out of Pravda?! * Owner: dmeng * Chairs: everyone
*Operation! Committee * Purpose: to appendix Dennis * Owner: Quuxum * Chairs: the set of non-Dennises
*"Ha, I didn't say eforney says!" Committee * Purpose: "I want you all to stand up" * Owner: shawn * Chairs: shawn, Quuxum, eforney
*Hitler was a Red Dragon Committee * Purpose: to celebrate the playing of Axis and Dragons * Owner: Quuxum * Chairs: anyone who has made a Hitler or Dragon parody
*Committee to Do Something About Woodlawn and Spirit Houses * Purpose: to do something about Woodlawn and Spirit Houses now that CMU has money * Owner: scunning * Chairs: scunning and sacunnin
*Glorious People's Paper Air Force Committee * Purpose: *paper airplane flying* * Owner: pcd * Chairs: him, paper airplane makers
*The Most Interesting Committee in the World * Purpose: "I don't always report, but when I do, it's Dos Equis." * Owner: mbritton * Chairs: him
*Voting Tai Chi/Yogurt (and Yoda) Committee * Purpose: to explore the physical and spiritual benefits from voting on committees * Owner: dmeng * Chairs: the union of Asians and Star Wars fans
*In Bed Committee * Purpose: to add "in bed" to the end of all the sentences * Owner: memcginn * Chairs: him, tvaughan, mmouscho, anyone else with relevant jokes
*Spocktoberfest Committee * Purpose: to drink large amounts of beer and watch Star Trek, and Pon Farr * Owner: dkirby * Chairs: him, Xander, otsachor
*The RecSec Hates Fun Committee * Purpose: to get Broman his own radio show * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: him, guest stars on his radio show
*Mononuclear Fusion Committee * Purpose: to make sick people generate energy * Owner: mbritton * Chairs: him, tvaughan
*Committee to Regulate Class Length * Purpose: to equip classrooms with devices that punish teachers for going long on their lectures * Owner: memcginn * Chairs: him, anyone else who wants to help
*Things in a Can Committee * Purpose: to simultaneously eat delicious food and destroy the ozone layer * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: him, anyone else who ever got high on nitrous oxide
*Good Question Committee * Purpose: that's a good question * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: that's a good question
*Supersonic Limbo Committee * Purpose: *the bright shiny sound projectiles make as they just miss your head*; nothing is friendly * Owner: pcd * Chairs: anybody who limbos supersonically
*Kitty Cthulhu Committee * Purpose: *cthulhu* meow * Owner: dmeng * Chairs: #cslounge-kittens
*Committee of Vicarious Sleepers * Purpose: to appoint vicarious sleepers for the sleep deprived * Owner: dmeng * Chairs: anyone who got a massive amount of sleep to catch up from an all-nighter
*I'm Going to Sleep... In Bed Committee * Purpose: to give a whole old meaning to the phrase "In Bed" * Owner: Scorri * Chairs: all
*Fonzie Committee * Purpose: ayyyyyyyy, beeeeeeee, ceeeeeeeee, deeeeeeeeee, eeeeeeeeeeee * Owner: sacunnin * Chairs: anyone who can sing the alphabet going ayyyyyyy, beeeeee, ceeeee, ...
*Read to Us, eforney Committee * Purpose: to put words in eforney's mouth * Owner: tbroman * Chairs: tbroman
*The Most Dangerous Game Committee * Purpose: to play land-shark jumping, hump-catting, bear-dynamite tennis, Cthulhu-hunting, blender toss, supersonic limbo, Diplomacy and Dragons, skyscraper Jenga * Owner: dmeng * Chairs: same as the chairs of the Oh Shit, What Have I Done Committee * Note: not to be confused with the Most Dangerous Committee
