Kevinson

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Kevin Song is a person who feels awkward writing articles about himself.

In 2022, he made a lot of Booth posters. He regrets the monstrosities he has created.

He should not be trusted, especially with stickers or anything bearing adhesive properties.

Officer Dossiers:

CorSec, 2021-2022

Kevin never actually learned how to read, but the people that hired him to write emails for the org haven't realized that yet. He spends his days wandering on campus, staring vacantly at flyers in the UC, and asking you (yes, you) for Pravda? submissions.

President, 2022-2023

Kevin started his journey as a lowly CorSec, writing Pravda? and keeping the general body updated on each new event. Little did we know, he had a greater goal in mind: total KGB domination. Now, he has ascended to the throne of President, and controls all the inner machinations of the org. Let all tremble at his power.

Power: Photoshop Affinity

Preceded by
Kushal Dulla
Corresponding Secretary
2021-2022
Succeeded by
Izzy Shaw
Preceded by
James Byrne
President
2022-2023
Succeeded by
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