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'''Kevin Song''' ('''kevinson''') is a person who feels awkward when writing articles about himself. | '''Kevin Song''' ('''kevinson''') is a person who feels awkward when writing articles about himself. | ||
| − | In 2022, Kevin made a lot of Booth posters. Although one of these posters sold for more than a hundred dollars during a Useless Stuff Auction, he continues to regret the monstrosities he has created. | + | In 2022, Kevin made a lot of Booth posters. Although one of these posters sold for more than a hundred dollars during a [[Useless Stuff Auction]], he continues to regret the monstrosities he has created. |
Kevin should not be trusted with print quota, stickers, or anything bearing adhesive properties. He also should not be trusted with paint, as evidenced by the current state of this god-forsaken campus. | Kevin should not be trusted with print quota, stickers, or anything bearing adhesive properties. He also should not be trusted with paint, as evidenced by the current state of this god-forsaken campus. | ||
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===President, 2022-2023=== | ===President, 2022-2023=== | ||
| − | Kevin started his journey as a lowly CorSec, writing Pravda? and keeping the general body updated on each new event. Little did we know, he had a greater goal in mind: total KGB domination. Now, he has ascended to the throne of President, and controls all the inner machinations of the org. Let all tremble at his power. | + | Kevin started his journey as a lowly CorSec, writing [[Pravda?]] and keeping the general body updated on each new event. Little did we know, he had a greater goal in mind: total KGB domination. Now, he has ascended to the throne of President, and controls all the inner machinations of the org. Let all tremble at his power. |
Likes: Finely crafted plans, events running smoothly, the fence | Likes: Finely crafted plans, events running smoothly, the fence | ||
Revision as of 21:47, 26 April 2023
Kevin Song (kevinson) is a person who feels awkward when writing articles about himself.
In 2022, Kevin made a lot of Booth posters. Although one of these posters sold for more than a hundred dollars during a Useless Stuff Auction, he continues to regret the monstrosities he has created.
Kevin should not be trusted with print quota, stickers, or anything bearing adhesive properties. He also should not be trusted with paint, as evidenced by the current state of this god-forsaken campus.
Officer Dossiers:
President, 2022-2023
Kevin started his journey as a lowly CorSec, writing Pravda? and keeping the general body updated on each new event. Little did we know, he had a greater goal in mind: total KGB domination. Now, he has ascended to the throne of President, and controls all the inner machinations of the org. Let all tremble at his power.
Likes: Finely crafted plans, events running smoothly, the fence
Dislikes: Rain calls
CorSec, 2021-2022
Kevin never actually learned how to read, but the people that hired him to write emails for the org haven't realized that yet. He spends his days wandering on campus, staring vacantly at flyers in the UC, and asking you (yes, you) for Pravda? submissions.
Power: Photoshop Affinity
| Preceded by Kushal Dulla |
Corresponding Secretary 2021-2022 |
Succeeded by Izzy Shaw |
| Preceded by James Byrne |
President 2022-2023 |
Succeeded by $PRESIDENT |
