Tbroman

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Last name must be pronounced as though it is two words, i.e. "Bro Man", as mandated by the Brommittee.

Facts about tbroman (written by Bubbles in the 9/26/11 meeting):

Tim's favourite color is grey
Tim listens to NPR
Tim's favourite show is Law and Order
Tim's favourite number is 0
Tim's favourite food is oatmeal
Tim's favourite song is Greensleeves
Tim's favourite film is Fargo
Tim's favourite celebrity is Ben Stein
Tim is from Wisconsin
Tim's favourite game is chess

Officer Dossiers:

Recording Secretary, 2011-2012:

Name: Hitmonbro
Type: Fighting
Number: 108
Location: The Hitmonbroes live in monasteries scattered across Wisconsin, studying the arts of fighting, Ultimate Frisbee, and partying.

Attacks:
  • Electrical Safety: boosts defense.
  • Assassinate: a one-time use, super-effective attack.
  • Decide: Increases attack.

Weaknesses: The Hitmonbro is vulnerable to storm types. In particular, attacks such as Rain and Strong Wind are super-effective.

Written by: mmeyerho


Second Vice President, 2012-2013:

Tim Broman was not born; Tim Broman sprang fully formed out of the head of I0XX9, a robot with strong AI secretly produced in Area 51. Armed with biological components, a complete knowledge of human trivia, and a hat folded from used crossword puzzles, Tim left to study how humans worked. After a dubious incident involving fire and party hats, Tim decided that the human conception of fun was reckless and dangerous. Tim undertook a cleansing of his brain to purge anything related to fun in order to protect himself from future incidents. Since that time, Tim has fairly successfully passed as a human, dodging a few inquiries into his lack of amusing pursuits. Tim can recite all of Robert's Rules of Order backwards and forwards, but never does so in full in fear of breaking his cover.

Written by: mmeyerho

Preceded by
Thomas Wright
Recording Secretary
2011-2012
Succeeded by
Xander Orenstein
Preceded by
Tim Vaughan
Second Vice President
2012-2013
Succeeded by
JRAM
Preceded by
Bubbles
President
2013-2014
Succeeded by
$NEW_PRESIDENT