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EFORNEY SAID EDIT EVERYTHING SO I AM EDITING EFORNEY LOL BUTTS

Emily Lynn Forney.
Her last name is pronounced 4knee.
She's in the class of 2012 usually.
She is a CS major.
She is a Linguistics major.
Она тоже изучает русский язык.
Her eyes are two different colors.
She comes from Sohio.
She plays trombone in the Kiltie Band and All University Orchestra.
Sometimes billiards too.
Her peacoat is peagreen.
Her tassel hat is komrade kolored.
She almost always wears double pants.
Her initials are indeed ELF.
A moose named Clam lives in her pocket.
She has a strange penchant for toucans.
SHE IS THE MAN IN THE WELL.
Jboning was her son, but no longer.
She's in a sorority???
She's a double-agent.
She is the editor of readme.
She comes bearing Skittles.
She isn't as random as you all but that's okay.

SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?! (it's not me anymore! try my successor's successor.) Instead, try SUBMITTING TO readme???

Officer Dossiers:

Corresponding Secretary, 2009-2010:

Emily was raised by herons on the banks of the Ohio River in Cincinnati. There she learned the secrets of all tongues, developing communication skills in English, Latin, Heron, Russian, Morse, Binary, Dvorak, and many more. She can communicate with darn-near anything, save for the elusive cucumber which has always treated her with disdain.

Feeling it was finally time to leave the nest, she migrated north along the river until it split and she found herself in Pittsburgh. Now she roams freely (on all four knees), equipped with only a trombone, a stuffed moose, and her own observational skills.

If you gaze into her eyes, you will notice they are two different colors. However, as soon as you look away, they are the same indeterminate shade of grey.

Australian Totem Animal: the kookaburra

Written by: eforney

First Vice President, 2010-2011:

Originally from Ohio. Athletic abilities are average. Is reported to be quite loud. This leads to unnecessary attention in simulations. Good at communication and languages. She would be able to easily join other groups and may discover the form of communication. Claims to be good at faces... results do not support a greater than average recall for faces. Resident keeper of clam, who is reported by some to be a moose. The blasphemy. Only purely nontechnical study individual in the test group.

Test 1: Hero of Another Story

Test 2: Oh and X dies

Test 3: Would easily join an alliance which could be very powerful, but they all fall apart...

Film Version: Genre Blindness/Blood From The Mouth

Written by: Arsenij